Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
You know it could be lesbian porn, right? It's funny how when somebody mentions gay porn it's always assumed to be guys.

Because in this culture male homosexuality is considered "gay" and taboo, but woman on woman is considered cool, chic and sexy.

A virus could have downloaded that to his computer, some pranksters could've put it on there, or it might have been his. Either way, this is unfortunate.

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He didn't expose himself as a pervert, he exposed himself as someone who watches gay porn.

Homosexuality is not perverse.

Originally posted by Buddha1098
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He didn't expose himself as a pervert, he exposed himself as someone who watches gay porn.

Homosexuality is not perverse.

I think the implication was from God's perspective, not man's perspective.

Maybe that flash drive was an early Good Friday/Easter present from the Pope. He probably was dressed up in his Santa suit (you know the one) laughing to himself as he downloaded the smut.
See photo here: news.bbc.co.uk...
Here's evidence that the Pope is in league with the Easter Bunny: wickedstageact2.typepad.com...

So to you guys defending the priest with the whole "IT CUDA BEEN LESBIAN PORN".. Knowing how much he spouts of at the mouth about how everyone else should be living, should it really matter what it was?

Would it have been better if he played straight porn instead?

By the way, this thing brings whole new meaning to the term "flash" drive.

Maybe it should be renamed to flesh drive.

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They are trained to reject and suppress their natural God-given affection for women.

Who then teaches them to have sex with little boys? Isn't that Biblical or something? Child molesters all.

Originally posted by CaptainNemo
A virus could have downloaded that to his computer, some pranksters could've put it on there, or it might have been his. Either way, this is unfortunate.

I have worked on, and repaired computers for over 10 years now, and I have seen it all. What you call a "virus" is usually a Trojan, a little bot that gathers your passwords and credit card number and emails itself back to it's owner. The only thing I know of that can download anything on your PC in the human hand. Also, I have been involved in the ownership of two porn websites in the past, and these sites want customers! If they had Trojans and Viruses on them, they would not be in business for very long.
So, if there is porn on your PC, someone in your house, with access, downloaded it there.

Originally posted by Hawking

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
I personally feel sorry for the priest, There must be some sort of virus that downloads porn without you knowing.

Awhile ago my girlfriend found some porn (hetero porn) on my computer, just like the priest I told her I had no idea how it got there.

Haha you and the priest gonna stick with that story?

Seeing that my GF believed it, yes Im sticking with the story.

Going by the fact this is all over the place im guessing the piests congregation isnt as gullible... ah.... I mean trusting as my GF was.

Cmon does anyone really believe it wasnt his?

Originally posted by autowrench
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They are trained to reject and suppress their natural God-given affection for women.

Who then teaches them to have sex with little boys? Isn't that Biblical or something? Child molesters all.

Their God given desires don't just vanish. They just train themselves not to direct them towards women.

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
You know it could be lesbian porn, right? It's funny how when somebody mentions gay porn it's always assumed to be guys.

Well hey just for fun why don''t you type "gay porn" in to google's image search and tell me if you see any women...

Originally posted by N3k9Ni
That's funny. I'll bet someone switched the pen drives and had a good laugh. I know I did.

I didn't do it..
Nobody saw me do it..
You can't prove anything.

I bet he has a different version of "first communion" behind closed doors. Maybe he mixed up his presentations.

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
By the way, this thing brings whole new meaning to the term "flash" drive.

LOL

In the uk, to FLASH means to expose ones private parts in public so maybe the usb stick was aptly named.

Originally posted by autowrench
So, if there is porn on your PC, someone in your house, with access, downloaded it there.

I do a bit of fixin too and though 9 times outa ten they did download it, it's not always the case.

This story reminds me of something simmilar that happened over here. A couple asked a friend to video tape their wedding, later at the reception he was asked to show some of the footage. It all went well untill the wedding footage ended. The tape continued and to the surprise of the freind who did the filming he himself appeared on screen, on all fours, with the newly married couples alsation dog behind him realy going for it.
When reported in the local paper I remember reading the line "We wondered why our dog kept sneeking out"

Putting porn in screen saver slide shows is NEVER a good idea.

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I would never presume to know the mind of God.

I know the mind of your god and he finds homosexuality perverse. He also finds poly cotton blend clothing repugnant too though, so I take his opinion with a grain of salt. He isn't my god, nor is he in my opinion God. We will obviously agree to disagree again.

Namaste

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I have a sneaking suspicion that this virus that you speak of is running rampant : ) : ) : )!!!

Originally posted by AwakeinNM
I bet he has a different version of "first communion" behind closed doors. Maybe he mixed up his presentations.

This makes sense.

If I was a priest I would name porno things "first communion." Like first communion with my...

Or maybe it was already named first communion and he liked the idea (got him off) so he downloaded it.


Then when he went to start the other file the names were so close and he picked the wrong one...

maybe?