posted on Apr, 1 2012 @ 02:06 PM
Survive the collapse advice from Rodney Dangerfield (humour)reply to
post by mrmedinet
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Rodney Dangerfield
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Rodney Dangerfield
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