Hi im new and I was woundering if im the only one who does not believe area 51 has anything to do wi

I always thought the alien thing was for dumb tourists. We know they used to burn chemicals there and some people where getting different colored scaly skin from this. You used to be abled to get the real topography from usgs imagery and commercial imagery. does anyone think they just test missiles or rockets there? what are the chemicals for? maybe they make bombs.


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Hello, sounds like you are off to a good start!

Sometimes a belt between the teeth does wonders to stop them from chattering, at least when I get too worked up.

Welcome!

lol haha awesome start some of your keys appear to be working

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maybe we can establish communication??


let's see here it's been awhile..

dddddddee ff eeeee ffffffffff??

Originally posted by Dustytoad
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maybe we can establish communication??


let's see here it's been awhile..

dddddddee ff eeeee ffffffffff??

Damnnnn you got some skills man, his message has now been decoded into english :O

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Buy the house, before anyone else does!!!

then bug it man, bug everything! use old microsoft webcams from the bottom of cornflake packets, that you always left in the kitchen cupboard.. anything! Wire up your TV backwards and make it one huge camera!! Why not, it works for speakers? Magnets!!

... That should sort you out for a howdy

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This seems parallel to something that would make sense.

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