Hello ATS, I'm ready.

Hello everyone! I've been following ATS for a couple years and I enjoy the ride so much I had to get off and become a member. ATS has made me laugh, smile, and squeal in terror lol and I'm ready to share my thoughts and questions without the fear of being judged. So here I am and I'm ready.

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Did you bring the lotion?

Sorry, I had to. Welcome to ATS...if you survive your first two weeks here, you should be fine.

Enjoy your stay...hehehe.

LOL Of course I brought the lotion! And thank you hopefully I will survive lol

Welcome!

I'm a relatively new member myself.

I was told to use condoms.

So.... use condoms!

Quick....tie him to the spankies tree...everybody grab a switch.....

Welcome to your new addiction......you'll fit in quite well here....

Des

*backs out the door covering his eyes while doing so...*

"Welcome friend, and good luck!"

*closes door and wipes brow*

Phew, that was close!

You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.

Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.

All new Girl members get the much coveted......

ATS Chocolate Fountain as a Welcome Gift....but, you gotta share....





Des

What the hell?!?! When did this start?

I didn't get any chocolate fountain

Originally posted by GreenEyedVixen
What the hell?!?! When did this start?

I didn't get any chocolate fountain

No you got the Hunky House Cleaner for a month.....don't you remember.....

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What kind of tasty treat is that?!

I am far from new but how times have changed...
When I joined I got few *WARNINGS*...but nothing like that!
Talk about good introductions!
Maybe us men should get some gasoline or something manly...

I am a little envious of you women.
Just a little though.

Ps: where did you find that picture of me vacuuming your livingroom?
I thought we hid that from everyone!



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Welcome, Aunnie, by the way.
ATS is an incredible journey that all people should take.
I highly recommend searching for all the topics that intrigue you.
It's a great way to catch up on all things ATS...



Good luck.

Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.

We can't help our perverted humor. And admitting you're a girl makes it worse...

Just don't add to the women's rights section; no one's figured out how to do that without offending the male population.

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.

All new Girl members get the much coveted......

ATS Chocolate Fountain as a Welcome Gift....but, you gotta share....

Des

SEXISM!!! I'M SUEING FOR DISCRIMINATION ON SEXIST GROUNDS!!!

Originally posted by Starchild23

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.

All new Girl members get the much coveted......

ATS Chocolate Fountain as a Welcome Gift....but, you gotta share....

Des

SEXISM!!! I'M SUEING FOR DISCRIMINATION ON SEXIST GROUNDS!!!

So....I guess you'll not be needing that French Chef en route to you.....just stick a return postage sticker on her forehead and send her back to ATS......


Des

I'll share the chocolate with everyone! But while you all eat I'm sneaking away with the hunky cleaner. Shhhhh...

Are you in southern or northern ca?

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Northern

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That was MY hunky cleaner!!!

It's okay though, I'll just steal some chocolate quickly and join you all in a minute or too

Mmmm, chocolate :]

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Welcome and good to see you here on ATS