Hello everyone! I Started and now I cant stop! Reading that is. I found my home away from wife!!

Well they said to say a little about myself so here it goes. I like reading everything about everything. On ATS that is. Im a kind hearted hothead that haz a sense of humor. I may be unwise on a lot subjects but come on i just became AWARE! Actually ive been aware for along time with no outlets for my ideas and thoughts to be pointed. I love debating when I know what im talking about! Yep i said it. I have found myself on almost every type of forum as im interested in most. Ive posted a few times mostly seeing how it works. But i have found myself taking to much time thinking and researching that my chance usually passes me by. Im not gonna lie the aspects that brought me to ATS are, .....................................................(suspense building),............................... Yes 2012 and the like. Altbough thats what brought me here its not what I like to say keeps me here. Its listening to all of the different views of politics,science and alternative news. So if anyone wants to talk i guess about anything send me a message. So this is my official greetings and salutations.

Peace and believe what u want when u want.

Thanks,
Lzkaware

Welcome to ATS.

Glad you could find a place away from the ball and chain.

And here's to 2013.

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Yep sounds good. Thanks and yes to 2013. Its funny being on Ats and not just the history channel has really opened my eyes and I want to thank everyone who posts their thoughts.

Welcome to ATS

Welcome! Glad to have you join us. Here is your complimentary lint brush. Spring you know, the Sasquatch are shedding. Gets everywhere. .

So...leaving the wife at home are you........

Welcome to ATS, your new addiction....I've been sent to make sure you get settled in here....

You be a good boy now.....




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Welcome lzkaware

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Thanks

Welcome to the best alternate site on the net. I like Boncho's Gaddafi picture better.
Ball and Chain

reply to post by lzkaware


Welcome to ATS ... you sound like the right kind of candidate for these boards so I look forward to seeing you around.

Woody

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Thanks lint roller - check , lysol - check and its ok about the sasqqatches because I adopted a rescue panther.

reply to post by lzkaware

Thanks lint roller - check , lysol - check and its ok about the sasqqatches because I adopted a rescue panther.

Wow, really?? You are my new hero!, quick get all your 20 posts and start a thread, I want to hear all about it.

Welcome to ATS! I love your thought process for how this gives you a home away from....life. I first heard the term "ATS Widow" when I'd been here a couple months and made the mistake of mentioning it to my wife. I've heard the term more than I want to consider, coming from her since. lol....

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Thanks i just hope i can keep up with everyone. My one liners are bountiful and im not stupid so thats gotta count for something.

Welcome aboard.

Your wife is monitoring your posts...

You should check out the mens day thread

Mens day thread here

Originally posted by Iamschist
reply to post by lzkaware

 

Thanks lint roller - check , lysol - check and its ok about the sasqqatches because I adopted a rescue panther.

Wow, really?? You are my new hero!, quick get all your 20 posts and start a thread, I want to hear all about it.

Now look what you did ... you got schist all excited with the panther news now there'll be gravel everywhere

Woody

Hello and welcome!

Originally posted by lzkaware
reply to post by woodwytch

 

Thanks i just hope i can keep up with everyone. My one liners are bountiful and im not stupid so thats gotta count for something.

Don't worry about it ... look on the positive you'll soon have your 20 posts and you'll be free to roam and make threads.

Woody

reply to post by Wrabbit2000


Yep she just asked me a question! I said uh huh! Not good! Thanks for the response.

reply to post by woodwytch

Now look what you did ... you got schist all excited with the panther news now there'll be gravel everywhere

Can't even imagine the kitty litter bills