Dont read this...its bollocks but i cant figure out how to delete the thread

"Several months ago a man was shot and killed in his apartment (which was tossed) in what was reported as a gang murder in a city near where i live. I was suspicious of it because the man was a close friend who had nothing to do with the local gang scene and was a Palestinian with Hezbollah connections writing a book about Hezbollah, the Mossad, Palestine, and Israel (all the manuscripts and research for it are now missing). After his death i began asking around about it. Several of his neighbors stated that they were home during the predicted time of the murder but heard no shots which led me to believe a suppressor of professional quality and sub-sonic rounds were used. (something the local bangers are not known for) Recently another man was found dead in an alley, because of my friends murder i had been investigating all murders in the city. A freelance photographer who lived in a nearby apartment i met showed me pictures he took from his window right after the shooting (quiet a few people heard this one). They showed a dead man laying next to a Jericho 941/Baby Eagle (thank god for ever cheapening high quality electronics, especially digital cameras). This strengthened my suspicion Mossad was involved. All of the information, pictures, etc i had gathered were kept in a cash box under my chair in my living room with an assortment of other notes on conspiracy theories and roughly $4 in loose change. Today i went to open that box and found it with a broken lock and empty! Checking the house i could find nothing else missing and no other locked containers compromised. I doubt any normal thief would be interested in my theories and some loose change and not in my electronics and firearm collection (which is extensive). This is all making me feel awfully crazy and like I have tripped into a BIG rabbit hole."

I would like to apologize to everyone who has read this...this was a joke in bad taste by a tosser of a family member who constantly berates me because of my conspiracy theories...i was dumb enough to leave him and my computer unattended with my ATS password saved...
He did this once before with the same story and mailed it to close mates of mine because i bashed him in the head after i overreacted once when HE stole my notebooks a while back...

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ok man so you have no evidence to support your story. It's all been stolen and no copies of the pictures are available.

reply to post by NoWorldOrder12


This is not suprising did you keep a back up copy of your notes, and other items. I would also recommend getting a new computer and phone. Also run a magnet over all surfaces in your house, check all of your weapons for tampering. Redo the locks in your house and I'd sleep with the doors locked. Try not to stand in front of windows. If you pissed of Mossad I guarantee that they are at least watching you and might try to perform a hit.

reply to post by NoWorldOrder12


I don't know what to say...honestly. I'm trying to figure out why you would post this on ATS, known to have a huge readership. Did you by chance, forget that 1,000's of people, you don't know, are going to possibly read this.

Is this your insurance card up your sleeve. I'm confused....

Des

Isn't this some movie with Mel Gibson???

To the tin hat machine!

I would like to apologize to everyone who has read this...this was a joke in bad taste by a tosser of a family member who constantly berates me because of my conspiracy theories...i was dumb enough to leave him and my computer unattended with my ATS password saved...
He did this once before with the same story and mailed it to close mates of mine...i overreacted once when HE stole my notebooks a while back...

reply to post by NoWorldOrder12


Got paranoid didn't you.............




J/K You can have a MOD delete the thread for you.

reply to post by NoWorldOrder12


I would like to know who the two morons are that gave u stars

No i bashed him in the head with the with the cash box and he got pissed. This is his "revenge" i guess.

So your saying your
Douche of a Friend Authored
the thread under your sign-on...
or
Your Douche of a friend stole your
conspiracy trinkets from your lock box ...

I'm confused

Originally posted by spoonbender
So your saying your
Douche of a Friend Authored
the thread under your sign-on...
or
Your Douche of a friend stole your
conspiracy trinkets from your lock box ...

I'm confused

a tosser of a family member did both...i dont think Mossad is out to get me and i knew it was him that had broken into the lock box

Originally posted by solarstorm
reply to post by NoWorldOrder12

 

I would like to know who the two morons are that gave u stars

the same two that stared you

Originally posted by spoonbender

Originally posted by solarstorm
reply to post by NoWorldOrder12

 

I would like to know who the two morons are that gave u stars

the same two that stared you

I applaud you for coming forward.

reply to post by NoWorldOrder12

im giving you a star and flag for the headline
absolutely the best and funniest ive seen here so far

its really sad that this has 6 flags and 5 stars