The conspiracy theorists dictionary

They're everywhere. You hear them on the news, see them on the sidewalks, read their blogs, and your kids may in fact go to school with their kids. These neurotic individuals who deviate from the mainstream and preach a more sinister sermon of global politics and diabolical cover-ups. I'm referring to "conspiracy theorists." A class of creature you're now better off assimilating with than fighting.

Click here to read the dictionary (It's really good!)

ithp.org...

This definition is a little over the top, but I still like it
Ron Paul: A celestial figure worthy of worship that will one day restore the world to sanity and destroy the evil forces that have corrupted this planet.

Soooo... is this about flaming everyone on this site, or are you promoting the truth?

Alex Jones: An amateur documentary director, founder of InfoWars and the Godfather of the modern day conspiracy movement.

He is? What the Hell is "a conspiracy movement"?
Alex Jones isn't the Godfather, he is the super hero of our "movement"...

I like the definitions, but I don't like how hes attacking conspiracy theorists and calling them nuts..
It's hard to tell if hes being serious or not. If he is serious then he is a mainstream brainwashed fool, who just follows the "status quo" like most average Americans.

They mentioned GLP, but not ATS?
Well, that's disappointing.

Originally posted by FugitiveSoul
They mentioned GLP, but not ATS?

Well that explains it then.
If that was the only source of information on "conspiracies" I had, I'd probably write up the same hit list.

reply to post by JibbyJedi


If (GLP) is his source of conspiracies then he likely does think us all loons.
That being said, there have been quite a few useless threads here on ATS as of late.

reply to post by FugitiveSoul


Ah, I saw the diamond avatar and remember that thread.
I agree, GLP may exist just to discredit real "conspiracies", which are basically stories about when a group of wealthy corporate elite with similar global agendas got together about mutual goals, then implemented them. Not a far fetched concept, more like an obvious reality.

I noticed a few missing, like TPTB, Nibiru and Anunnaki

Originally posted by FugitiveSoul
They mentioned GLP, but not ATS?
Well, that's disappointing.

Either you missed it or someone went back and added it in:

Abovetopsecret.com: The largest conspiracy forum on the web which utilizes such great technology that you almost wonder if it was created in a CIA basement.

reply to post by FortAnthem


They went back in and added it. Maybe the dictionary is a work in progress, but it definitely wasn't there before.

Huzzah!! We made the list!!

Oh wait.... does that mean we're loons too?

Fox News: A powerful Zionist media network controlled by News Corporation that is notorious for spreading propaganda. However Fox can often be used as a credible source to quote in certain cases.

This is true as I have even done this.

Hollywood: A Jewish run multi-billion dollar propaganda machine designed to completely brainwash the populace.

Can't argue with that

Illumanati: A highly secretive group of members possibly from another planet or with super human powers who are hellbent on torturing innocent people, creating a NWO, and confiscating freedoms and guns.

Possibly from another planet

Osama bin Laden: A CIA operative who died of kidney failure in early 2000 in an American hospital in Dubai. Used as a patsy for the 9/11 attacks. The CIA claimed that he was the leader of Al-queda.

Did not know that has even been suggested....Not the CIA part just the Dubai part

Reptiallians: Highly superior aliens shape shifters from a distant planet that are currently on Earth in the form of humans such as George Bush.

Really?

Some good info though for the inadvertent looker although I'm not sure what the agenda is like to paint us as loons or to educate the uninformed of all our Conspiracies so to speak because some of the definitions were actually positive. For instance the one for Conspiracy Theorist wasn't even negative at all. I mean the definition calls us intelligent

But I see at the bottom they are getting suggestions on the page by readers for these definitions that they like so that explains the Ron Paul celestial definition

Sometimes a conspiracy theory can be a hypnotic sorcery

Originally posted by mosheh24


strike added by me

Hollywood: A Jewish run multi-billion dollar propaganda machine designed to completely brainwash the populace.

Can't argue with that

Sometimes I wonder myself.

In recent years their numbers have grown into the millions and it's about time we crushed the language barrier.

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