Honest Political Slogans

All right, guys... we did this on another message board, and it's fun as long as you don't take it seriously.



Let's hear some honest slogans for your favorite, or least favorite, political party... God knows none of them have come up with any on their own.

Now, keep in mind, this is a game, and it's all in good fun. Let's not get mad at each other about this.



Here we go...

For the Democrats: "Why should we go overseas and screw ourselves, when we can just screw ourselves right here at home?"


Or the Republicans... "Ten thousand dead Iraqis can't be wrong!"


Have a good time, and play nice

"There are two Americas" - John Edwards
Can we use old slogans too?

'Might is Right', I can't remember who coined it, but Dubya should use it

'If the dead arent american, then they dont count'
'Terrorism only applies if its us being terrified, not when we cause the terror'
'We never said we'd catch Osama, we were always after Saddam'
All for the Republicans

"I stand for a better America, I think...wait, no...a better Iraq...I mean...wait, no, Yeah!! A better America!!!!"

-John Kerry

"Don't ya love makin' money simultaniously off of the very system you criticize?"

-Michael Moore

How about , "Voting... why bother the Supreme Court decides anyway!"

'English is a language the president of the USA doesnt need to master'

'The terrorists are trying to disrupt our way of life, so to stop them from doing this we will ensure you are constantly scared of a terror threat and we will take away many of your freedoms, also we will send your children off to fight a war that had nothing to do with 9/11'

'People dont have rights, unless they're a corporation' -Republicans

"THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, WE MAKE IT EASIER FOR TERRORIST TO VISIT"

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot.

That's from a bumper sticker I saw somewhere.

'If we are attacked is terrorism, if we do the attacking is liberation'

"Land of decree, home of the slave"

Peace through superior firepower � were I heard it I�m not sure
527s�.it�s important you realized I voted for them before I voted against them.
Appeasement it�s not just my policy it my conquest
Alternative energy, not in my backyard.
War on Terror, one mans terrorist is another mans union laborer.
Smaller government is great, unless I can stop it.
I�m being accused of something, somebody must be lying.


[edit on 21-9-2004 by keholmes]

"Kerry a strong leader and global diplomat. A friend to many nations who will be loved by all world leaders."

-Our names are Kim Jong Lee and Osama Bin Laden and we approved this ad.

'Geroge Dubya, Friends of the Saudis, the biggest terror sponsor'

'The Republicans, feeding global terrorism so our troops have something to do'

"Liberals, ignoring logic since 1776"

"Think with emotion, not with reason" - Some liberal dude

Lisa Simpson: "Why nuke the whales?"
Nelson: "Gotta nuke something'"

'Neo-Cons, we've forgotten what its like to be human'

'A vote for the right is signing a death warrant for the non-privilidged'

"It's ok to lie, cheat, and steal....just as long as you're not republican"

"I don't wanna grow up, cause I'm a liberal"

"If you're rich, you're automatically responsible for everyone else's mis-fortune...even if you earned your money"




[Edited on 21-9-2004 by Herman]

"Vote Republicrat in 2008, We wipe our ase with the Constitution"

"We need less freedom to be safe from the terrorists." -Republicrats in 2006

"We're cousins, either way our family wins" Bush/Kerry in 2004

[edit on 9-22-2004 by BeingWatchedByThem]

Hehe the V.P.'s name is Dick, why mess with that?! - Republicans

Porkchop Sandwiches!!! - either candidate

Originally posted by cargo
"Land of decree, home of the slave"

cargo you win that is too funny