The story of Iran and why this all happend (satire)

Israel: Iran wants a nuke!
Us: OMG What?!
Israel: Dude seriously! I was just sitting here doing some target practice against those guys that claim they own my land and...
Us: Well they did technically ow...
Israel: DO YOU DENY THE HOLOCAUST?!
Us: No. No of course not. You always owned that land.
Israel: I thought so. So anyway I was just sitting here when Iran came by and wanted to borrow some sugar. So I answer the door and they have nukes.
Us: But... how does that mean they have nukes?
Israel: DO YOU DENY THE HOLOCAUST?!
Us: No of course not! So Iran has nukes! Omg.
Israel: I know! So we need more tax money from your people.
Us: But we have veterans living on the street and people being kicked out of their homes...
Israel: Yeah but, you know. The Holocaust.
Us: Right. Here take all their money they don't need it.
Iran: Hey guys how yall doin?!
Us: Omg its them!
Israel: They have a nuke!
Iran: We don't have a nuke...
Us: Well what's that? huh?!
Iran: We would like to have modern power like the western world so we don't have to live in caves ^.^
Israel: How dare you deny the holocause?!
Us: How dare you?! shame shame is shame!
Iran: But guys...
Us: Silence! Don't worry Israel you have all our tax moneys but we will set up bases around Iran.
Israel: Oh thank you! You are bestest friend ever! *hugs*
Us: *blush* hehe
Iran: Um...
Us: Silence! Now you have a sanction.
Iran: Huh?
Us: And another.
Iran: Wait what?
Us: 3 sanctions.
Iran: Stop it!
Us: 4.
Iran: I found a drone!
Us: Hey give me that!
Iran: No is mine! You put it here is mine!
Us: Israel Iran took my drone
Israel: hehe hehe *rolls around in tax payer money* hehe hehe
Us: This isn't fair!
Iran: Why is no fair? You want pink drone?
Us: NO I DONT WANT PINK DRONE! GIVE ME MY TOY BACK!
Queen: Oh helleeeew I is queen of all of stuff and *sips tea* helleeeeeeew!
Us: Not her again *sigh*
Queen: Oh helleeeew USA how is YEWWWW tooooday *sips tea*
Us: Well about that bank you gave us...
Queen: Don't be silly *sips tea*
Us: Iran has a nuke and took my toy!
Queen: Oh Neeeeeeewwww! Iran give the US his toy back *sips tea*
Russia: Leave Iran alone guys.
Us: No he took my toy.
China: Oh he took toy? Oh he he *throws rice in air* oh hee hee
Russia: Stop it China!
China: Oh you want I stop then? NO CHILD FOR YOU!
Russia: um
Us: Guys look. China he took my toy and without my toy I can't pay you all the money I owe you that I gave to Israel.
China: You gave moneys to Israel while you owed us moneys?!
Israel: DO YOU DENY THE HOLOCAUST?!
China: Oh no. So sorry. I so sorry.
Israel: Is okays hehe *rolls in tax payer money* hehe
Iran: um...
Us: SHUT UP! JUST! SHUT! UP! NEW SANCTION!
France: bonjour!
Us: IRAN GIVE ME MY TOY BACK!
France: Iran?! Oh no. *retreats*
Us: *sigh*
Queen: He always does that... *sips tea*
Us: Iran give me my toy back and not the pink one. Please.
Iran: No.
Us: New sanction.
Iran: No oil for you. Or queen. Or France.
Russia: You go girl!
Us: We don't need your oil we have our own!
Israel: You don't use your own.
Us: Well why not?!
Israel: I don't know. Nobody knows.
Us: We know somewhere in these documents. Oh well.
Israel: mhm.
Queen: *Farts*
Us: Ew seriously?
Queen: Oh am seeeeeeeew seeeeeryyyyy I've had a toot it seems. *sips tea*
China: Ha. You make toot.
Iran: What is? Is gas from bum?
Us: NEW SANCTION!
Israel: *rolls in tax payer moneys* hehe
Peggy: Hello this is Peggy. How may I be of service?
Us: NO! NOT PEGGY!
Peggy: TRANSFER!

ARE YOU TRYING TO DENY HOLOCAUST HERE?

how dare you?!

It makes as much sense as the official line. Quite a bit more, actually. Star for that alone....

reply to post by TheAnswerTo1984


There are times I wish I could unflag everyone else's hate.

This is one of them.

Originally posted by TDawgRex
reply to post by TheAnswerTo1984

 

There are times I wish I could unflag everyone else's hate.

This is one of them.

There are times I wish people had a sense of humor.

This is one of them.