How to Become a Vampire and or Werewolf

reply to post by gypsychology909


Huh!?

Originally posted by gypsychology909
I would rather choose to share something helpful to mankind instead of promoting and invoking some sort of blood sucking indulgences. Try teaching some agriculture or disease prevention in order to deserve even a little bit of admiration. We must embrace more worthy heroes than some talentless, gold covered african american whose only apparent proficiency is the ability to create a triangle with his fingers and put it close to his eye..

G.A.J.

This is your brain on drugs......

reply to post by Destinyone


LOL. That made me laugh.

I can send you some 'Frontline' for your fleas if you still need it

Originally posted by baalbuster

Originally posted by Destinyone
now I'm thirsty for something warm and salty

O'RLY?

Prolly need to get rid of those fleas first though lol

Bad boy ... sounds like you already have a touch of the wolf in you

Woody

reply to post by Pigraphia


You could save yourself a lot of trouble and just play Skyrim!

reply to post by DeReK DaRkLy


Yeah but no matter how hard I tried I cannot become a vampire on skyrim.
But to be honest I'm happy being the thane of couple of cities,a leader of the thieves, the listener of the dark brotherhood..and so on and so on.
But in all the time i have spent,I have not managed to get a arrow to the knee

reply to post by Pigraphia


Pigraphia,
Cool thread, But I do believe that there is no 'becoming' of because I belive if those things do exist they already are what they are. If their is a becoming I think it is a becoming into a knowledge of knowing what you were but I do not believe any spells no matter how expensive will turn you into anything of the sort..But I do want to remind you spells shouldnt be paid for, now someone elses. Spells that will work on you will have to be created by you.
Cool Spells though! Itd be cool if they did work, or deadly lol.

I'll admit, for my own shingles I would attempt the first one. But since I'm Romanian, I'm already a vampire

Easy: Sacrifice a baby goat every time you complete your daily Twilight Saga session (yes, daily!)

Originally posted by MrXYZ
Easy: Sacrifice a baby goat every time you complete your daily Twilight Saga session (yes, daily!)

No...not my baby...Thistle, he's off limits for sacrificing....he's a breeder goat.......look at those eyes.....awwwwwww




Des

reply to post by Destinyone


You're lucky it's not a baby goat...cute nonetheless though

Originally posted by Destinyone
...now I'm thirsty for something warm and salty...

sexual innuendo

reply to post by DeReK DaRkLy


Yeah the werewolf's are cool in Skyrim but the Vampire's are just ridiculously stupid because you don't become more powerful you just gain like 2 spells and get to feed on people.

Originally posted by m0rphine

Originally posted by Destinyone
...now I'm thirsty for something warm and salty...

sexual innuendo

Didn't until you mentioned it.....you are a naughty boy....

so which are you gonna do? the team edward or team jacob ?

Originally posted by avatard
so which are you gonna do? the team edward or team jacob ?

I only have spells for vampires or werewolves, I didn't buy spells for sparkle fairies or shape-shifter/skin-walkers.

If the spells had actual attainable components I think I would do vampire if only because I've never heard of werewolves reading super fast but some vampire myths say they can read entire personal libraries in a week or two.

I think that would be the best benefit able to devour literature at preternatural speeds.

Originally posted by Pigraphia

Originally posted by avatard
so which are you gonna do? the team edward or team jacob ?

I only have spells for vampires or werewolves, I didn't buy spells for sparkle fairies or shape-shifter/skin-walkers.

If the spells had actual attainable components I think I would do vampire if only because I've never heard of werewolves reading super fast but some vampire myths say they can read entire personal libraries in a week or two.

I think that would be the best benefit able to devour literature at preternatural speeds.

If you can read that fast and live for hundreds of years, can your imagine how smart a real vampire is. That would make sence to why we can;t find real immortal vampire if they even exist.

Werewolves never make the headlines anymore. Eat a bunch of colloidal silver and you're all over the news.

reply to post by Pigraphia


Yes, definitely go for the Vampire. I did the werewolf spell...already used 3 cans of hair mousse today.....talk about a bad hair day....

Des

wouldnt buying a spell for 5 dollars off ebay hurt the spell because you have to believe in it 100% to be effective? lol

here is an interview with a real ex-vampire who was a lucifarian high priest.