Everyone's favorite all-time movie quotes.

Monty Python's Holy Grail
(rough quotes)

Father - You killed 8 wedding guests in all! You killed the father of the bride!
Lancelot - Well I didn't meant to....
Father - Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!
Lancelot - Well, you see...I was on my way to Camelot...

Peasant - How did you become king then?
King Arthur - (long description of the lady of the lake giving him Excalibur)
Peasant - Listen, strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme, executive power derives from a mandate by the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony....

King Arthur - Yield!
Black Knight - Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur - A scratch? I cut your arm off!
Black Knight - It's just a flesh wound!

Sir Bedevere - How do you know she's a witch?
Peasant - She turned me into a newt!
(the audience looks at him, as a human)
Peasant - Well I got better!

Minstrel - When danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin quickly turn and fled, brave brave brave brave Sir Robin (who has a chicken as his coat of arms).

Maidens of the Castle Anthrax - A spanking, a spanking!
Knight - Well, I could stay a bit longer....

Cleavon little from Blazing Sattles:

"Ya'll wait a minute while I whoop this out for ya' !"

Just one of about a milliion in that one movie.

Originally posted by listerofsmeg

Rockbiter: A delicious-looking limestone rock. Mmm! Mmm! Nice bouquet. Must be a real vintage year.
Hob: Yes, you're right. Those delicious rocks are the reason we camped here, all right.
Hob to Weeney: Is he a nutcase?
Weeney: No, he's a Rock Biter.
Hob: A Rock Biter... A Rock Biter - Never Ending Story

To the winch wench - Never Ending Story

edit on 14/3/2012 by listerofsmeg because: To the Winch Wench

"Come one step closer, and I'll rip you to shreds!" Never Ending Story (that part scared the crap out of me)

Originally posted by marvinthemartian

the list goes on and on, The life of brian should be in every one's collection.

Agreed 100%.

"I want to be called....Loretta."

I wan to have babies."
"You can't have babies. You don't have a uterus."
"Don't you oppress me!"

The 5th Element

Police: SIR! Are you classified as human?
Corbin Dallas: Uhhh, negative, I am a meat popsicle.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

"A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

The best quote ever is from 'The Last Starfighter' when Lord Kril says, "we die" even Vegeta would think that he has a power level over 9000.

"So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
"I'm sorry I wasn't listening."

"Yes, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's "F@CK YOU, LEAVE ME THE F@CK ALONE!" Yeah, I'll be at practice."

Thank you Mr. Lebowski!!!!! The movie never gets old to watch.

"Ahms for an ex-leper"


"Do you know the muffin-man?"

"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion". (O-Ren Ishii - Kill Bill I )

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Roy: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Deckard: [narrating] "I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life; my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die. "

Blade Runner, 1982

From one of my favourite movies and favourite character......Neo:

Morpheus: Do you believe in fate, Neo?
Neo: No.
Morpheus: Why not?
Neo: 'Cause I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future"

- Galadriel

(rough quote):
"It is now the moment to use a word, a word that gives courage and bravery:
Allons-y!!"

- Tenth Doctor, Voyage of the Damned, Doctor Who

"Geronimo!!!"

- Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who

(rough quote)
"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one. If you want me to shake hands with you in Hell, I shall not disappoint you."

- Sherlock Holmes to Moriarty, The Reichenbach Fall, Sherlock

Never saw the movie... but everyone knows the line

originally posted by: jazzguy
i love the Aliens quotes


Gorman: Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
Hudson: Is he #in' crazy?
Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?


Ripley: They cut the power.
Hudson: What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!


Hudson: Movement... Can't lock in.. Uh, multiple signals, they're closing... I got readings in front and behind... Look, I'm telling you there's something moving and it ain't us!

This one's even better...

Connor MacLeod: Tell me how'd it happen for God's sake.

Ramirez: Why does the sun come up? Or are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night, who knows? What I do know is that because you were born different, men will fear you... try to drive you away like the people of your village.

[MacLeod turns his back]

Ramirez: You must learn to conceal your special gift and harness it until the time of the gathering.

Connor MacLeod: What gathering?

Ramirez: When only a few of us are left, we will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land... to fight for the prize.

All time favorite quote, (Pulp Fiction 1994).

The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.

Raquel: I have character.

The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

I like it very much.

Have fun storming the castle! - The Princess Bride

And basically every other line in The Princess Bride lol

Reservoir Dogs, Mr. Pink: I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

The Princess Bride, Vizzini: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you, . Westley : You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die

Labyrinth, Sarah: You're horrible! Hoggle: No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.

and my all time favorite,

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster" - Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) - Goodfellas