AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

l. AVOID cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. AVOID arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. FOR high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A MOUSE trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. IF you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. YOU only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. IF you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when they're pushed down the stairs.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE TO THOSE OVER THE AGE OF 55: NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT.

Very nice Anned! That made me laugh!
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Awesome. Ambien combined with massive doses of laxatives will give you a bowel movement you'll never remember.

Thanks for the laugh!

Each of these made me either seriously think about the consequences of partaking in the absurdity, or outright made me chuckle.

But I do have to ask: By some dimension, doesn't 8 contradict 7? Apparently hammers aren't necessary if you follow the latter's advice.

EDIT: I meant 7 contradict 6*

this is hillarious. my kind of funny! and yes i have wd-40 & duct tape,and i have encountered many electrical problems my hammer can't fix!!!!!
nice post to a site thats a little too serious at times! thanx for making me smile

Originally posted by ANNED
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6. YOU only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. IF you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Wd-40 and duct tape are always the answer to everything most definitely
and the other one made me laugh super hard

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Nice! I've always considered sinks nothing more than fancy urinals with optional drinking fountain.