A quick view inside my sub cortex.. (am I CRAZY?)

.Inevitably the sub cortex has compartmentalized my "needs system" as follows: 5 being the least of importance...

5. Washing of my "undercarriage" with a moisturizing shampoo/conditioner

4. Singing of an Elvis toon at some point in the morning..

3. Focusing intently upon the awesomeness of my huge beard

2. Having a well thought out exit strategy for the local squirrel population in case of apocalyptic scenario and discussing it in detail with said squirrel population...

1. Striking "Elvis pose" in bathroom mirror after said Elvis crooning


What are your top 5?

reply to post by flipflops

5. Apologizing to the veggies for there demise as I pop them in the juicer
4. Turning around to make sure I shut the garage door as I drive around the corner.
3. asking the cat why it always waits until I shut the door when it's cold (after letting the dogs out) to come to the door to be let out.
2. Check the sky for unusual objects.
1. double check the biceps in the mirror to see if they have magically gotten bigger (maybe I should work out)
0. winking at wife after her nice comments of said "biceps

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