ats comedy thread-When are you ats addicted

ok lets put down some things
1.your homepage default is www.abovetopsecret.com
2.You dream about affairs with ats members

1. when you make this kind of thread
2. all you do on your domputer class is browse the forums
3 YOU start classifying people you know as people on the boards.
4. you send messenger links to people telling them to read the thread, so you'll have something to discuss.

when your idea of being busy, or tellin ppl you've got a meeting with 'the guys' you actually mean the people here on ATS.

Well then im addicted.

1. If you know were more that 20 memebers live.
2. If you bring your friends into the community
3. if you check ats for your news
4. if you do by soem chance look at the television news you go to ats to either (1) post it (2) check it
5.you have lost friends, time, money, lovers, car, and internet privilages.
6. IF you did loose stuff in number 6 its shows ur an addict if u go to a friends house to get on ats and once u get ur internet connection back u first log onto ats.

1. If on the way home from school or work all you think about is ATS.

2. If you've come to this forum to post something cause you know you've done more than half of them. lol.

2.You dream about affairs with ats members

LoL, I don't know about that one


1) If You think about new ideas for making a topic
2) When you literally get mad when the board goes down.

well i'm guilty of
1 having ats as my homepage
2 getting mad when the board goes down
3 double checking news i hear other places to see if it surfaced here yet.

so i guess i'm addicted.

When you click on a link to rense...and read it!
This "affairs thing", F16...tell us more.
We have a right to know.

on who f16 has a crush on.....

(tryin to recall girls on ATS) damn

um
arc
magestica
ycon
mountainstar
ummm, i need to pay more attn to little things. i guess it's cos i've got a girl here. i don't like cyberlove. it's boring.

2.You dream about affairs with ats members

mmmm ... Majestica and arc ... ooohhh yeah

Im guilty of all of those even the fatisising of affairs on line sorry arc and ycon had to let my feelings out. LOL but for real i am guilty of everyone of those. heres one more.

1. you hack into you schools wireless network to get acces to ats

I am thinking of setting up a friends of ATS group for previous people that have left our wonderful community and gone down the wrong paths of believing everything they hear before they consider the proof.. Who here will join my group! heh

what do you mean friends of ats?? please clarify

When you have a SimonGray poster in your livingroom and you think that your best T-shirt is the one where it's wrote " Hail ATS " !

1) when u make posts like this when you get mad b/c its quiet in here.....

2) When ALL you think about is if and when they will put the themes back on...

3) When you get SO excited when it say "You Have New U2U message"!!!!

4) When you find a new cool pic that you are excited about being your NEW avatar!!

5) When you must consult with your fellow ATS pals to determine if you believe your new piece of info or not...!!!


affairs...???? .........rrRRIIGHHHHTTttt.......

thanx guys for making me the geek i now officially am....!

i am an addict........ya HEARD NERD????

WHERE CAN YOU GET A POSTER OF SIMON I WANT I WANT HAHAH THAT WOULD BE AWSOME. SIMONS MY HERO

You are also an addict when you realize you have answered all these point and it doesnt even scare you.

Guilty as charged.

hmmm, i dream about having an affair with a certain mod--and he knows who he is.

but to the topic...

1. when you wake up and check ats before going to work/school,
2. when this checking leads you to call in sick just so you can have enough time to prove your point.
3. and when you actually start to believe in Dragonrider's cabal.


[Edited on 15-4-2003 by Saphronia]

Originally posted by Saphronia
hmmm, i dream about having an affair with a certain mod--and he knows who he is.

Netchicken !!!