French Toast is a Conspiracy!

That's right! It is! What? You don't believe me? How could you not - I have a link right here: < insert dumb, pointless ugly link here >. My name is MacKiller, and I am a conspiracy-olic. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.


First of all I am going to start off with the definition of conspiracy.

con�spir�a�cy: An agreement between two or more persons to commit a crime or accomplish a legal purpose through illegal action.

Now that I have spelt it out for all of you to see, you can understand how I feel when people say that a game for PS2 is a conspiracy because it was delayed a week.

Somebody please explain to me how that is a conspiracy before I get a ulcer. The word conspiracy gets thrown around way too much.

9/11 MAY have been a conspiracy

Roswell MAY have been a conspiracy

The Illuminati IS a conspiracy

Who knows, maybe even AIDS is a conspiracy!

French Toast isnt!

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[edit on 12-9-2004 by MacKiller]

[edit on 8-10-2004 by ZeddicusZulZorander]

Well, actualy, delays in games, with untrue reasons supplied (like Half Life 2 and some other games), can be defined as a conspiracy, because the reasons why the delays happen are so that the stock market keeps investing in the company and the public interest in the game stays high.

So you have, lying about something to keep stock market and the publics interest high in a product that doesn't even exist.

So you get an Illegal action(blatently lying about product status and reasons for delay) to accomplish a legal purpouse(cash from stock exchange pumped into company and massive amount of preorders from public).