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Originally posted by metalshredmetal
something similar has happened before
true story:
last may by band was on tour and we went through florida in the middle of spring/aspiring summer. we went through an area that had a HUGE mosquito problem, and just driving through produced a thick layer of mosquito carcasses all over our windshield, license plate, and the back of our side mirrors.
this was the most mosquitoes i've ever seen in my life, and we were just barreling through them in our big green van..
eventually when we stayed at a friend's house we asked them what they were all about, he said that in the 70s? the university of florida tried to make a genetically engineered mosquito that was designed to "eat' other mosquitoes in order to quell the population. turns out, the new mosquitoes didn't really end up eating old mosquitoes at all...and the new mosquitoes just reproduced ALL the time.
once we heard this we noticed that almost all the mosquitoes we saw down there were "attached" at the butt, just screwing their lives away before they were smashed by a windshield.
tens of thousands, ill try to find a picture of our van after we drove through this zone of horror. we also heard that the locals learned to spread crisco all over their front bumper so that the bugs slide right off, hah.
also, I was born in Orlando in 1987, and I had scarlet fever as a baby, I wonder if these are linked?
en.wikipedia.org...
Folklore
Urban legend holds that lovebugs are synthetic—the result of a University of Florida genetics experiment gone wrong.[3]
Much speculation about the lovebug still thrives. This is partly because the immature stage of this insect is an unseen factor, where it lives and feeds in the thatch of grasses for most of the year. As a result, most scientists are not as concerned with the details of this insect's life cycle, biology, and other facets of its existence as they are with more serious pests. While various fungi are known or suspected of being natural controls for this species,[2] time and funding do not allow for more study, except as a side interest.
Research of L. L. Buschman showed that migration explained the introduction of the lovebug into Florida and other southeastern states, contrary to the urban myth that the University of Florida created them by manipulating DNA to control mosquito populations.[3]
Originally posted by UberL33t
I guess it wasn't as easy to GM the dragon flies (mosquito's natural predator) to produce twice or triple the amount of offspring? Dragon flies are pretty harmless to humans...and they come in pretty colors too.
Originally posted by sicksonezer0
Oh thats just great. Im sure they will turn into super zombie mosquitos next.
Originally posted by the_philth
Originally posted by sicksonezer0
Oh thats just great. Im sure they will turn into super zombie mosquitos next.
That's funny!
I can see it now - all the mosquito predators are gonna become blood-thirsty giants after chomping on these newly manipulated delicacies...
**Giant blood-sucking canaries, beaking at the human jugular - all because they have a new DNA-instilled flavor for blood**
**2-ton, human-flesh-eating catfish, capsizing grandpa and little Billy on their early Saturday morning fishing trip**
**Jumping spiders the size of a 1970 Ford Pinto having a field day on the Black Angus cattle farms of Friedens, PA**
**Salivating pet goldfish wearing their once-condominium-sized fishbowls on their heads as if they were astronaut helmets - only to burst out and attack Sparkles, my overfed and lazy Calico cat**
Ugh! This will only lead to a disaster!
Originally posted by sicksonezer0
Oh thats just great. Im sure they will turn into super zombie mosquitos next.
edit on 28-12-2011 by sicksonezer0 because: (no reason given)