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Originally posted by ClanDonnachaidh
So why did you post it,just to have a dig at christians?,pathetic!
Originally posted by PrimalRed
So i guess it is true, there are no standards when it comes to the conspiracy in religions forum. All i have to do is add some religion in the title and its cool. I bet if this would not fly in any other forum
UFOs and Aliens- Why don't UFOs eat horses
Social Unrest- Why dont we eat the 1%'s horses
Political- Why does Obama not eat horse
Deuteronomy 14:7
Nevertheless these you shall not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that have cloven hooves; as the camel, and the hare, and the rock badger: for they chew the cud, but divide not the hoof; therefore they are unclean unto you.
Originally posted by TylerDurden2U
reply to post by samsamm9
I hear its illegal to eat unicorns in hogwartz.
Originally posted by samsamm9
Originally posted by TylerDurden2U
reply to post by samsamm9
I hear its illegal to eat unicorns in hogwartz.
hogwartz obviously doesn't exist
Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
Originally posted by samsamm9
Originally posted by TylerDurden2U
reply to post by samsamm9
I hear its illegal to eat unicorns in hogwartz.
hogwartz obviously doesn't exist
But Unicorns do...?
Job 39:9-12
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? 10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? 11Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? 12Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
Originally posted by samsamm9
Originally posted by TylerDurden2U
reply to post by samsamm9
I hear its illegal to eat unicorns in hogwartz.
hogwartz obviously doesn't exist
But Unicorns do...?
Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
reply to post by GmoS719
That's quite interesting. Never heard tale of Unicorns being mentioned in The Bible!edit on 7-12-2011 by ErroneousDylan because: (no reason given)
15Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. 16Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. 17He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. 18His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron. 19He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him. 20Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play. 21He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens. 22The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about. 23Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth. 24He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.
Originally posted by Darkblade71
I'd eat a unicorn!
Unicorn in a can! It's out there, look it up on Google lol
No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.