Was Mario a Communist?

Some Startling new evidence has been revealed that none other than Mario, every child's hero is a communist.

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This is terrible! First the Smurfs now Mario

by Hitler, trying to make a breed of super soldiers. They were supposed to have blond hair and blue eyes, but the scientists got it mixed up, and ended up making blue-skinned soldiers....and only 3 apples tall at that. When Dr. Homnivus' experiments proved a failure, he was banished into the woods, along with the creatures. After the war, a German agent named Yohann was sent into the woods, and discovered that they had a thriving little Utopia, albeit threatened by an exiled ex-Nazi Dr. named Dr. Gargamel, who believed he could continue the experiments, but instead use them to turn lead into gold....

Man, am I feeling messed up today....

[Edited on 11-4-2003 by Gazrok]

I knw it ,I knew,I knew it.I always had a funny feeling about Mario.Now I;m glad I sucked a Mario brothers,and got him killed all the time.Little red basterd.

BTW Gazrok, a little too much time on your hands today?Just repeat after me Smurfs are not real,Smurfs are not real.....

What about snorks? The spin-off of the smurfs. How do you explain that?

And lets not even get started on those damn Teletubbies!

When deemed a failure, they were simply tossed in the sea, in the hopes that they'd simply drown... Little did they know, that the creatures would continue to mutate and adapt. Once that was known, they were going to be trained to work as mine detectors, or submarine sabeteurs, but alas, their size issues, and the war ending, caused the experiment to be aborted...so the creatures were on their own....

Man, I gotta lay off these Krispy Kreme donuts...way too much sugar, hehe...

The smurfs are less dangerous than teletubies.

For Mario, I understand why I had an aversion for him.

P.S : Smurfs are comming from Belgium. Nuke Belgium !!! In Belgium, we call them Schtroumpfs, not smurfs.