Train For Zombie Invasion

Ok, I'll start by saying personally I think its all a bit of commercial fun, but I'm sure theirs some people on ATS who will have some interesting thoughts on this one:

You can now be trained by expert military instructors for a zombie invasion!!

wish.co.uk...

www.metro.co.uk...

So what do we think? All a bit of fun, or the fact that it was given page 3 in the metro some mind games to prepare us? lol

Reply to post by Tangled2011

I think its not fair for the zombies. Where is the Expert Zombie Instructors to train for the human apocalypse? Huh!?!

I would pay to be able to say im a trained zombie killer. Sounds like great fun to me.


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haha i guess what I'm really intrigued about is how can you be an expert at attacking zombies....experts usually have experience....so where does that leads us haha

I'm wondering how the 'Mission' would work, i'm guessing the "blood balls" are paintballs and possible the zombies are actors of some sort.

Nonetheless it's only a couple of hours drive from me, so might ask the girlfriend if she wants to go..... We went paintballing this weekend for the first time together also, so maybe can convince her

I'd go zombie hunting with that reporter for metro anyday!!!

So after getting all trained up what are you brits going to do with your training sans rifle? They need to move this to Texas, or Arizona where the trainees would have access to the proper tools after the training.

Besides everyone knows a shotgun is the preferred weapon in any zombie conflict due to the close quarters nature of being hounded by the undead.

I think this is a very necessary training that everyone should be required to do. With the recent coffee shortage just announced the zombie invasion is now imminent. Forget brains, in 6 months if you so much as smell like a coffee bean you'll be torn limb from limb by rabid starbucks fiends. Remember to shoot for the head, double tap, and always save your last round for...ya know...just in case.

Zombies train to.
people have been dressing up and um? lurching about.
you must have seen the pics and on TV.

what I dont get.
How do you know you will be a zombie?
or do we all end up zombies?

thank god they cannot run.
and I hope they dot start driving motorbikes.

off to practice my zombie walk.
first 20 pints of beer then go to bed.
next morning I can do the walk and grown great.

Anway to be fair theirs a lot of zombies in the world already lol