Everyone knows that the only reason many watch NASCAR is for the wrecks and the violence, and the same theme applies to football.
It might be good to review that others have questioned football and education:
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College football: I do not see the relationship of those highly industrialized affairs on Saturday afternoons to higher learning in America.
Robert M. Hutchins, former President of the University of Chicago.
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Elbert Hubbard
Football, fraternities, and fun have no place in the university. They were introduced only to entertain those who shouldn't be in the university.
Robert M. Hutchins, former President of the University of Chicago.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
Eugene McCarthy.
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George F. Will
College football would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There
would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.
H. L. Mencken, Minority Report, [186]
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Merle Kessler
If the players were armed with guns, there wouldn't be stadiums large enough to hold the crowds.
Irwin Shaw
The game of football is played all over the world. In some countries, such a game may be called a soccer match. In others, a revolution. However,
there are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear
uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move the ball past the other team's goal line.
This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very
important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the football occasionally.
Alfred Hitchcock
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Broun
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: [from academe] A modern school where football is taught.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
Doug Plank
SPORTS QUOTES
Athlete: Th' athletic Fool, to whom what heav'n deny'd of soul is well compensated in limbs,
John Armstrong (1709-1779), The Art of Preserving Health 1777.
I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
H. L. Mencken, Heathen Days.
Can't anything be done about calling these guys "student athletes"? That's like referring to Atilla the Hun's cavalry as "weekend warriors."
Russell Baker
Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind.
Thomas Jefferson
There's nothing wrong with the Little League World Series that locking out the adults couldn't cure.
Mike Penner, Los Angeles Times
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people
with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury.
Fran Lebowitz
American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity.
Gordie Howe, 1975
I will not permit thirty men to travel four hundred miles merely to agitate a bag of wind.
Andrew Dickson White (1832-1918), Co-founder and president of Cornell University, in response to the team's request for permission to play an
off-campus football game with the University of Michigan in 1873.
Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
Henry Blaha, 1972.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
H.L. Mencken
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in
witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting. ...there are quite enough real causes of trouble already, and we need not add to
them by encouraging young men to kick each other on the shins amid the roars of infuriated spectators.
George Orwell
Give me an athlete and I'll give you an army.
Adolph Hitler, Mein Kamp