President Declares Martial Law

The President of the United States has declared today that, due to the peaceful protests going on around the country being way too violent for the public's safety, there will now be Martial Law, a State of War, and a State of Emergency due to Disaster, nationwide. Said one expert about the President's decision on this matter, "you have to admit, this really works out well for the President. The declaration of Martial Law gets rid of the whole annoying voting thing altogether, so he can continue unimpeded with his agenda. Four years really isn't enough time to do all the things a man like him has planned, which will be along similar lines as what has been seen from shortly after he took office. Any hope of changing things that any Americans had will no longer be a problem for him."

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OMG! OMG! OMG!!

Crap! Hide your guns and money!! the freedoms already gone!!!

Hope it livens up your days

reply to post by pyrael


guess i'm dim..

is there a funny part?

reply to post by darrman


If you read the article, you'll notice at the top of the page it's a spoof site. For me, the pun was this:

"There are two states that may not be included in this Martial Law mandate, due to threats of secession. They are, of course, Texas and Montana, (and the Florida Keys, but that's because they secretly seceded years ago, its just nobody knew about it)."