Ask A Vampire: Merticus Guest Reviews The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

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Ask A Vampire: Merticus Guest Reviews The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
By Julie Miller of Movieline - November 18, 2011
Ask A Vampire: Merticus Guest Reviews The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1

Can we get some more information on what we are clicking here?

Because that movie was god awful.

apart from the film sucking big time pardon the pun, and the latest release being in 2 parts to milk eveything it can out of the idiots that pay to watch that muck.


do vampires really hate garlic ?

From Movieline Article

This weekend, fans and critics will dissect The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, to evaluate the film’s dreamy wedding, nightmare pregnancy and cinematic merit. But what does the actual vampire community think about the latest Stephenie Meyer adaptation that features Robert Pattinson as a hunky bloodsucker, Kristen Stewart as his teen bride and Taylor Lautner as a walking set of abs?

To get answers, Movieline tracked down an Atlanta-based, self-identified vampire named Merticus who —- in spite of his community’s near-universal hatred of the tween-targeted franchise — was willing to shed light on the vampire misconceptions perpetuated in the latest Twilight installment.

Merticus is a founding member of the Atlanta Vampire Alliance and Vampire Community News. In addition to consulting about the vampire community, organizing gatherings and collecting period works pertaining to the occult, the married 33-year-old vampire works as an antiques dealer.

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reply to post by Merticus


wow theres a what ? vampire community ? you bunch of muppets ! lol put that on a census form!! then you can form your own religion like the starwars dorks did! then it can be haloween everyday..

of course i respect the vampire community i mean who wouldn't they eat humans right? hey i wonder if there's a stupid pretend werewolf community as well to appose you ?

if there isn't i might start 1 and take it dead serious like, go around urinating on lamposts howling at the moon! and the best bit viciously attacking and dismembering stupid pretend vampires wouldnt that be great eh ?

sheesh what is the world coming too????

Why do you need to drink blood?

Surely if you guys can live forever, because of drinking blood, by now you could have discovered a way to make a synthetic thing to take, instead of blood.

vvv

reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep


They did, it's called True Blood... Duh don't you know anything