Twilight Debunked: A Vampire Expert (& Real Vampire) On The Truth About Vampire Lore

A lot of people believe the bible is more than just a story, no? The vampire myth/trend clogging true cryptozoology had to start somewhere. If it was Vlad the Impaler turned into a novel by Stoker - it is still a story for some to believe and obsess over.

ATS, as the great forum site that it is, really disappoints me when anyone mentions a vampire. It's cryptozoology just as much as Bigfoot, werewolves, or mothman. Deal with it; and if you're complaining about people who don't fit your fancy, then be more mature and just turn the other way. Is that so hard?

Originally posted by PinkAndBlack
Thank you Merticus for sharing this article with ATS. Threads mentioning the "V" word in any sort of positive light are usually 404'd right away. Glad to see that's not the case here. There's more of us on here, though very few choose to be vocal about it for obvious reasons.

As for everyone else, you're all experts on vampires then, is that it? You all have proof we don't/can't exist? I'd like to see it...

Also n00bUK, I had no idea you were an advocate of violent rape.

So, you claim to be a Vampire, how old are you, how old is your maker? What is your definition of "Vampire"?

Originally posted by PinkAndBlack
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You some mental health expert?

I sense a huge dose of ignorance.

Is Vampirism a real mental health diagnosis?

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Twilight is a series of movies. Maybe some books, too. But, definately some movies.

I don't think they are documentaries.

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It's a nice looking website, but one key question comes to mind. I can see info about all the founding members and what not. Why is it that there is not a single picture of any one of them? Surely they would know how to disguise themselves in public, I would presume. So if this is an outreach for them, why do they not have a forum? I should expect this to get media attention and for there to be photos on every tabloid as well as making it into the real news if it were true. I will give it one thing-it was a nice effort. If they update their webpage in the future, it may be more passable. It looks like a hoax to me.

Google is your friend.

See also; Press & Media - Since 2007

Originally posted by PinkAndBlack
Saltarello: Yes "we."

lacrimosa: Those are some pretty harsh words.

So you are a real vampire...
...
That merticus guy too?
Feel like giving some proof or you expect all of us to believe such POS?

You feel ignorance and such? Its not unexpected to me, look at what you posted...

"I'm a real life vampire!"



I'm a fairy princess. We should get together and talk about our favorite books over a cup of tea. (Vampires can drink tea, right?)

Some people are so lost it's evident they will always be that way. I hung out with these kids during highschool and after, most are drama queens that over a long period of time started to believe their own fantasies. It starts out just wanting to be different like everyone else.. Most grow out of it but a few get stuck and remain there forever - never evolving beyond what they became in highschool.

So you drink human blood? Can you turn into a bat and fly away? Can you vanish into a poof of smoke? Can you see your own reflection? Does the sunlight hurt? Do you sleep in a coffin? Does this crucifix give you indigestion? Finally, are you immortal? If you answered No to all of these questions you're not a vampire, just a sad human being who read too much Anne Rice, had too few friends in high school and has a hard time distinguishing reality from fantasy.

Wearing black, listening to Skinny Puppy and This Mortal Coil, drinking human blood and being generally unpleasant doesn't make you a vampire, it makes you unemployable.

Originally posted by Merticus
Google is your friend.

See also; Press & Media - Since 2007

Ok, so after reviewing this site..

Seems to me "vampires" are like "furries" and those groups of people who pretend dragons are fairies are real.

Let me boil it down and leave only the concentrate...

These are "normal" people who are so bored with real life that they have CHOSEN to live in a fantasy world. They play make-believe 24/7. This type of behavior used to be rare because it was so hard to find an equally crazy group of people to support it, but with the internet now these folks can seek each other out and play make-believe together.

Just read the forums on that site and you'll see that it's all a big game.

Anyway, dude, I hope I didn't offend. I agree that you have a right to play make-believe and I think you should do what makes you happy.. Just don't try to get us thinking people to agree that you are actual vampires.

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Here's the thing, with all due respect to you, There is no real vampires, werewolves, or santa clause.

The boogie man however is Real. He is known as a world leader.

If you want to believe in something beyond yourself, may I suggest a God . Pick One. People do more sinning in the name of god and wage more wars in his name than any other reason. Its all a blood sucking thing so you wont miss out much by not being a vampire per say.

Blackula. And that's all I have to say about that. (was this thread really necessary? i have a hard enough time completely reading threads as it is, and now everytime i read a post, instead of paying attention i will be wondering if that poster is sitting in the dark, sipping a warm cup of blood while practicing a Transylvanian accent. i know alot of girls who live in a Vampirical fantasy world, and it is cute, but i know a few who are old enough to drive a vehicle that have not let go of the bloodsucker blahblah and it is not cute- it is sad pathetic disturbing and downright sickening, especially with the ones i know who have brought a child into the world. your a mom, act like one, and if your not, drink a sixer, find a man, and become one. vampires, do not exist. daydreaming about it while you clutch your cl*t is ok, but once your eggs are sunnyside up, it is time to act like a grown-up.) (that is how i see it.)(peace)


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you psychic or sang? just wondering also intentional or passive?

Merticus, do you drink blood?
I understand if you would rather not answer that question - since so many people are poking fun at you.
I am curious though.

I do believe there are people who can and will drain the energy right out of you. Is that a physic vampire?

I do like vampire lore, it is pretty interesting. Especially when you get into antique things like old vampire killing kits.
Which one was at auction at an antique place in GA not too long ago. I saw it on TV, and it was a pretty gruesome looking kit.


I think movies like Twilight are more about increasing the sex drive of young woman than they are vampire lore.
I say that because I am a young woman and that is exactly what happened to me when I watched Twilight....
It was on TV the other day and I all I saw flipping through the channels was a nice looking young man who was half dressed and I had to stop and watch. LOL
Then I realized I was watching Twilight.... And all I could think is 'damn, I've been "sucked" into the Twilight teeny bopper madness! ahhh!!"
Anyway, I said I would not watch Twilight...I resisted it for so long... but I was tricked and now I want to see more! lol... so sad.

hi i am looking for some help from an above ground vamp in the UK..i am from canada...and i really need some help please!!! i have no where else to turn...so please i am only looking for help from someone who is legitmate and not someone who is going to play with my head...thank you....

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Look in a mirror...if you see yourself then you don't exist


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Originally posted by Domo1
This just in: Fake Vampire pissed at other fake vampires and not a single F was given.

Twighlight's pretty bad though.

This.

Originally posted by TinkerHaus
"I'm a real life vampire!"

Wearing black, listening to Skinny Puppy and This Mortal Coil, drinking human blood and being generally unpleasant doesn't make you a vampire, it makes you unemployable.

edit on 20-11-2011 by TinkerHaus because: (no reason given)

Also, this.

Hold up, hold up, So People are claiming to be vampires....that are not nocturnal, are not immortal or immune to diseases, are not super fast or super strong....cant hypnotize people with their eyes or turn into a wolf/bat/fog...Oh and don't drink blood. How can you even call yourself a vampire? by definition alone you are the exact opposite of a vampire....you should be calling yourselves Eripmavs.

Ok people , can we stay serious for a moment ?

Vampires DONT exists!

but...there is a genetical disease called porphyric hemophilia, its a terrible disease,and it keep ruining peopl lives.

From the disease, the legend of vampires saw the light .

My best friend Otto, is born with porphyric hemophilia, we know each others since teenage years, and lemme tell you, its a pretty harsh problem for him

since we're teenagers ,i alway saw him avoiding sunny days , due to light sensiblity, and when i mean sensibility, its some serious stuff, like his skin turn dry and start to crack and bleed , when exposed for like 20 mins if its sunny

he alway wear tinted shades to protect his eyes, due to partial depigmentation ,his skin is grey like ashes, not white and pale like vampires are described, his main problem is his body smell, he can take 3 shower a day, he still smell like not-so-fresh meat, i mean he litteraly stink, because of the disease.

we often joke about it,saying its his special weapon to attract females

I saw his medical records, and his doctor reports and all the stuff and i know its not made up,i mea, his body cant lie , his mother suffer the same condition, and is even more heavily medicated than him.

due to the disease, he cant synthetize some stuff ,we healthy people naturaly produce or something like that,i dont remember all the stuff about it but its pretty scary when you think about.

but you know, when you see him he really dont look healthy,he is tall , skinny like hell,and i mean super extra skinny, like someone starved to death,gray skin,and that terrible smell.

some idiots goths called him "nosferatu" oh boy, let me tell you, they will never forget to not mock him.

But yeah, vampires from books dont exists
My friend dont have fangs, he dont sparkle, he dont turn into ashes when the sun rise in the morning, and i can see him on our holiday pictures, and he cant turn into a bat

but give him raw meat and you're sure to have a good friend on your side

just to add, i saw the words "porphyric haemophilia"on his medical folder when i taxied him to his doc, so he explained me all the details and the medical stuff about it
then i looked on medical websites , then asked my doc about it.

this has to be a joke thread from start to finish.

nobody so far has succeeded in being clever/funny. so f all of you.

there i just posted to see if this was a joke thread or not.

oh yeah, and vampires are no less real than jesus. still doesn't make them real.

Oh yeah...I've seen these so called "real vampires".
It's not often I'm actually embarrassed for people but slack jawed children who have recently discovered the delights of bitey hickies and scarring each other in an emo fashion "coz we like the taste of copper and it gives us a rush" doth not a vampire make.
Go eat some black pudding already and stop making a fool of yourselves.

Christ on a bike!!!