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posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:05 PM
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At 45, i think I could run for 500 yards in a game.I would show my side to side speed,The nfl is joke.



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:13 PM
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I hate NFL.

NFL is capitalized



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:14 PM
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If you can't beat them with strength and speed, you can beat them with intelligence, am I right?



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:20 PM
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What are your qualifications? You are delusional if you seriously think you can run for 500 yards in a game.



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:27 PM
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If i get 30 carries a game, I will average 20 yards a carry,I throw people of of my back,my speed is different,it comes with mule speed.I make turns, i was born to pull if you can catch me.I am willing to back it up today



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:29 PM
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I have top speed, but i have abilities yet unsen by the athletic community



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:31 PM
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nfl? isn't that the game where 'roid ragers dress up in body armour and spandex disco pants?




posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:32 PM
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At 45, I can humiliate that game. I will run for 500 yds



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:33 PM
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Stiffarm all the little punks along the way



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:36 PM
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LOL, I would pay to see you try. Its all fun and games until some 300 pound guy made of pure muscle who can run a 4.40 plows into you like a freight train.



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:42 PM
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Im game, its on record, i will run for 500 yds in an nfl game,at least 20 yds a carry,i will run people over



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:45 PM
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being morbidly obese shouldn't make you good at sports, but i'm still wishing you good luck.




posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:48 PM
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I am 6 ft 215 lbs, i guarantee my claims



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:51 PM
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You're either drunk or high on illegal drugs.

Second line.
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posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:51 PM
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I will carry people on my back for yards



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:53 PM
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I am high, have you seen the current rushers calves?



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 07:53 PM
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you can carry at least 4 250 pound men on your back while the other 7 are trying to hit you?

Thank you. After the long day I had I needed a laugh.

I'm not familiar with the rusher calves.
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posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 08:04 PM
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I claim 20 yds a carry, if you need me im here



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by brindle
If i get 30 carries a game, I will average 20 yards a carry,I throw people of of my back,my speed is different,it comes with mule speed.I make turns, i was born to pull if you can catch me.I am willing to back it up today

And all those Super Bowl rings to back up all that chatter?
Regardless, sports is the other opiate of the masses.
No conspiracy there. Just another distraction.



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 08:05 PM
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I guarantee 20 yds a carry in the nfl if given the chance



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