reply to post by lokdog
" Wow i guess if his presidential bid does'nt work out he'll make a great mall santa. "
Santa Paul at the Mall.....
Well Jimmy , so what do you want for Christmas ?
Jimmy - I wanna Puter, a New Bike , a Leather Coat like my Big Brotha Johnny, a new X Box cause my old one is broke , a.......
Santa Paul - Whoa there Jimmy , Slow Down , , and Who is going to Pay for all that ?
Jimmy - well, ah , you are Santa , Right ?
Santa Paul - No Jimmy , havent you heard ? Santa is Broke Right Now , he ran out of Money to get Things like that for All the Children this Year .
Jimmy - But How Santa ? I thought you just use Magic to make those Things , what happened ?
Santa Paul - Now Jimmy , first you have to Learn about Fractal Banking , the Federal Reserve Printing Worthless Money leading to a Devaluation of our
Currency , Insider Trading in the Stock Market , Partisan Politics , and a slew of other Nasty Things before you can begin to Understand why Santa has
lost his Magic to make Toys for all the little Girls and Boys....
Jimmy - Gee Santa , that Sucks ! Isn't there anything you can do about that ? I mean , your SANTA !
Santa Paul - Well , if I was Elected President of the United States , I could have Prevented those Nasty Things from happening , but those Bad Men in
Washington along with the Evil MSM Undermined my run for the White House so I just Decided to Call it a Career now and just Fade Away.........
Jimmy - Please Santa , Don't Give Up yet ! Maybe some People could Help you Get your Magic Back in the Next 4 Years !
Santa Paul - No Jimmy , I tried , but the people would just not Listen , it's Over Now ..........Merry Christmas Anyway Son...........
Jimmy - I HATE those People Santa ! I H-A-T-E Them !..............
edit on 17-11-2011 by Zanti Misfit because: (no reason given)