Herman Cain: “The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is,”

The real question for Herman Cain, to decide once and for all if he is eligible for the Presidency is, Pan Crust or Thick Crust?

I'm a pan crust man myself. It's a conservative choice.

Where do you stand Mr. Pizza Man?

A manly man don't want none of that ol' rabbit food.

Many years ago i worked at a Pizza Hut in a predominantly lower class black area of Georgia. What was the pizza of choice almost 95% of the time?

You got it, a Meat Lover with pan crust--er, the "thick" crust.

Answer the phone and know what the order was without even asking, i kid you not.

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My friend only has cheese and tomato on his pizza.. Now im thinking he might be gay...

Originally posted by Blackmarketeer

Cain's ignorant negro dialect is starting to wear thin. I suppose these rambling bumbling anecdotes are the things CEO's say to win people over, but his ignorance is grating.

You can't argue with a winning formula though. (ie- target the lowest common denominator and make a point to show them you are JUST like them)

This worked for Bush! This sort of behavior kept Sarah Palin in the spotlight too long too! Just think of all the tea party dollars to be had!

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I think what he meant to say was: The more Sexual Harassment lawsuits you have your lawyer cover up with money you have the more manly you are. Just saying .

Originally posted by michaelmcclen

Originally posted by WakeUpRiseUp
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A real man has it piled high with vegetables and meat!
My homemade pizzas have these toppings:
-jalepenos
-mushrooms
-olives
-red onion
-capsicum
-tomato
-pepperoni
-ham
-chicken
-sundried tomato
-garlic
-oregano
-pineapple

eta: and cheese obvioulsy, also bacon if i have some

edit on 15-11-2011 by WakeUpRiseUp because: (no reason given)

You forgot BBQ sauce...........it has to habe BBQ sauce drizzled over it also and then you will have the king of pizzas

Agreed! I like tomato paste on the base and then a swirl of BBQ on the top.