Herman Cain: “The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is,”

Herman Cain recently sat down with GQ for an interview and explained how veggie pizzas were for sissies:

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“The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is,” Cain explained. “Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance.”

“Is that purely a meat question?” GQ‘s Alan Richman asked.

“A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables!” Cain exclaimed. “He would call that a sissy pizza.”

However...

The candidate later admitted that he doesn’t mind a few peppers and onions.

Flip-Flop, amirite?

Cain goes on:

Staying on the topic of foods, GQ‘s Devin Gordon wondered what flavors his Republican rivals would be if they were ice cream. Cain has repeatedly said he would be black walnut.

Romney would be plain vanilla; Rick Perry would be rocky road; Ron Paul is “just not an ice cream flavor.”

Well i'm glad that's out in the open now. BLACK WALNUT 2012!!!

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A real man has it piled high with vegetables and meat!
My homemade pizzas have these toppings:
-jalepenos
-mushrooms
-olives
-red onion
-capsicum
-tomato
-pepperoni
-ham
-chicken
-sundried tomato
-garlic
-oregano
-pineapple


eta: and cheese obvioulsy, also bacon if i have some

Why did I ever support Ron Paul?!

Black Walnut 2012!

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Haha I found that quite humorous. Thanks for posting. Black Walnut lol

As per the original article, Black Walnut himself was eating a "sissy pizza"...

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Devin Gordon: Let's hear what you think of the pizzas. Because it looks like there are some here [pointing to the arugula-and-salami pizza] that would be sissy pizzas by your definition.

[small snip]

Devin Gordon: What do you think of the arugula?

Herman Cain: Oh, I like it.

This guy Cain is a creamy joke!! He claims to be told what to do by a God, he's clearly a sexual pred. and if asked a question about foriegn policy hes all movement. Nut job!

So much for my garlic & cheese pizza?!

He should come here so that i can pi$$ on him, so that he can smell like a man.

Uh oh!

abcnews.go.com...

Here’s the problem: Haagen Dazs no longer makes black walnut ice cream. It was a limited edition, and is no longer available. So, in a manner of speaking, you might say that Haagen Dazs black walnut was – by definition – a flavor of the month.

When contacted by ABC News, Hazel, at the Haagen-Daz customer service line, said, “We don’t sell black walnut. The sales nationally did not meet our expectations, unfortunately. It did not behoove us to continue with the product.”

Pretty much all of the GOP candidates are pure comedy gold, we should thank them for that. Having said that, I really hope none of those clowns actually wins, because they've proven their lack of knowledge and that they're all bought by big business. Shouldn't stop them from providing us with comedy though, at least they serve some use

Black walnut 2012! Catchy, i think it could work lol thanks for the chuckle OP
2nd

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hmmmm....

Staying on the topic of foods,
GQ‘s Devin Gordon wondered what flavors his Republican rivals would be if they were ice cream.
Cain has repeatedly said he would be black walnut.

Romney would be plain vanilla;
Rick Perry would be rocky road;
Ron Paul is “just not an ice cream flavor.”

yeah... he just did not want to state in public, what he says in his heart..
Ron Paul would be Tutti-Fruity

reply to post by negativenihil


When my husband and I order a pizza for delivery.
We order a large,thin crust,his half with pepperoni,
sausage and anchovies,my half with mushrooms,
onions and peppers.

this guy still has pizza on his mind. He might be thinking he's running for CEO of pizza hut and not
the white house.

Re: Herman Cain: “The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is"

Bless their hearts.....even the programmers and handlers are programmed funny.

Its funny when MK Ultra alters short circuit.

This was one of my favorites

Originally posted by WakeUpRiseUp
reply to post by negativenihil

 

A real man has it piled high with vegetables and meat!
My homemade pizzas have these toppings:
-jalepenos
-mushrooms
-olives
-red onion
-capsicum
-tomato
-pepperoni
-ham
-chicken
-sundried tomato
-garlic
-oregano
-pineapple

eta: and cheese obvioulsy, also bacon if i have some

edit on 15-11-2011 by WakeUpRiseUp because: (no reason given)

You forgot BBQ sauce...........it has to habe BBQ sauce drizzled over it also and then you will have the king of pizzas

reply to post by negativenihil


Can instantly asses his greed from the very few words in those quotes.

He thinks greed and wanting more is ok. And that it makes you more of a man.


Same old corporate gov. hugging talk we hear from every politician.

He just outed himself though and he's not smart enough to realize it.

That is the funny thing about all these candidates. Is that they are so far out of OUR reality that to anybody who is aware and looking will see how ridiculous these people are.

This is a potential Presidential candidate to run our country ?!!!!! Really ?

I could find 10 random dudes at random businesses around any state that would be better fit.

And that goes for all the " candidates " who are running except for Ron Paul.

As long as at least one of the toppings is bacon, I'd have to agree with the man.

reply to post by negativenihil

In a way I agree with him because a manly man is usually seen as confident and a confident man doesn't worry about vegetables or meat or calories because he's in control of his life; he makes his money and takes care of his family and can't really do much more than that unless he serves his country. But in another way, I disagree. Sometimes less is more. For example, we wouldn't eat a diet of hershey crunch bars because it wouldn't be healthy, right? So we eat less of them to live more strongly and do all these other things that make us so confident. Being healthy means you're better at your job because your body is in shape and working. Being healthy means you're more likely to be there when others need you. Lots of crunch bars = bad. And so on...

I think what he's really getting at is when people focus on EXTREMES. Like counting EVERY calorie. Or moaning and groaning that "I'm eating an animal; it's a lifeform for christ's sake! I feel so ashamed!" A manly man doesn't care about the trivial details. A manly man doesn't waste time on academic pointless things. Instead, he gets the job done and doesn't feel the need to obsess. He doesn't rest peacefully in a marble tower. He gets dirty and lives with the commoners.

A manly man doesn't waste time on selfish unimportant things. He's not self-absorbed.

In a way he could be saying more than one thing. He could be saying that he doesn't think eating more vegetables is healthy. Or he could be saying that adding a few extra years to his life is pointless when he could be spending his time on OTHER people's lives by doing his job. He's not obsessed with living forever. He just wants to live big and be useful to his country.

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My dad always was like this. Hated environmentalists. Hated liberals. Thought school was a pie in the sky. Life is about hard work and little more. But he worked hard. Always did. He's not lazy.

Without people like my dad, I have trouble wondering who would fix the pipes, who would fix the machines, who would readily defend the country, who would fix the wiring, who'd build the homes. Etc. My dad is down to earth. He doesn't need to be Einstein. He doesn't need a degree. He doesn't need to be a vegetarian. He doesn't need to be a liberal. He's fine as he is.

Just because a man thinks this way does not mean he's not going to do his job. He may be limited in his ability to enable policy that polices the environment or supports vegetarianism (with b-12 supplements of course - which older people need anyway). But, thankfully, the president does not have ultimate power and there're many people who have a say on the matter.

Do you think being this way hints that he's not well educated about the modern world? I mean, my dad does not know about science or earth or these other things. Since he's always worked hard and pulled his own weight, I can't hold his lack of education against him. He also served his country. I can't sit here and blame him for being a conservative. In the end, he's a good man.

There's this notion that conservatives are big bulky military men that're allergic to school and always go to church on sunday. But a lot of conservatives go to school and like it. Not all of them are war hawks. But sometimes we need war hawks. Sometimes we need men who have a tendency to be military. Sometimes we need men who get dirty and don't live too much in the library. In fact, I think we need both conservatives and liberals to balance each other. Sometimes we need men who're in the library too much. Sometimes we need anti-war activists.

Conservatives are like the bedrock of our society. Liberals are like the telescope on the bedrock that observes the stars. Take away the astronomer and there's no science. Take away the bedrock and there's no telescope. This is how I see the conservative/liberal spectra.

I'm going to say it: We need everyone!

“A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables!”

Cain's ignorant negro dialect is starting to wear thin. I suppose these rambling bumbling anecdotes are the things CEO's say to win people over, but his ignorance is grating. It's bad enough he can't conjugate verbs or doesn't know "Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan" from Libya, but the basic ingredient of a pizza is the TOMATO. By his definition a pizza is already sissyfied by the time you put the sauce on.

BTW hilarious take on Cain's negro dialect from John Reed:
Herman Cain is not smart enough to be president