Joke 2012 Predictions

This is the thread to make humorous predictions about 2012.

- The Mayans got the wrong planet. On December 21, 2012, Venus will explode. Earth will be fine.
- The Mayans were Justin Bieber fans. December 21, 2012 is the day Justin Bieber will die.

Should of posted this here:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Thanks.

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Here are mine:

- The self proclaimed ATS enforcers who like to disrupt threads put in the wrong category instead of simply notifying a mod to have it moved will turn into newts.

- The Ancient Mayan astronomer responsible for the their real calendar will channel himself through a homeless guy in San Diego to inform the world the calendar we were using was created by an inept apprentice and had been displayed as a "What not to do" example.

- In 2012 goldenrod will be the new black.

In late 2012, a complete idiot, backed by TPTB will be "voted" into office in the US.

....oh we were supposed to make a joke?

2012 will be the year that bio-engineered kittens with human speech centers take over the world, with slick talk and cuteness.

Well at least I hope so, as long as they're nice about it.

Something of global historical significance will happen on 12/21/2012.

lol

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

2012 will be when cats finally expand their conquest not only to the internet, but to the real world.

We are all doomed.

reply to post by wWizard
So what name will you be running under again? I want to make sure I vote for the right candidate.

-saige-

Originally posted by Meshakhad
This is the thread to make humorous predictions about 2012.


- The Mayans were Justin Bieber fans. December 21, 2012 is the day Justin Bieber will die.

and you come up with that??....smh really??

Originally posted by Meshakhad
This is the thread to make humorous predictions about 2012.

- The Mayans got the wrong planet. On December 21, 2012, Venus will explode. Earth will be fine.
- The Mayans were Justin Bieber fans. December 21, 2012 is the day Justin Bieber will die.

To be honest, this actually sounds WAY more plausible than the other SILLY ASININE 2012 predictions going around...

Reply to post by Meshakhad

Ants will take over humans and the world lol.


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Jesus will reappear along with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Bigfoot and The Lochness Monster



Oh....and Elvis.

Originally posted by Dyzan
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

What if you are wrong?
If we are wrong, we go to jail but if we are right and we can stop this, you will have saved the lives of thousands of registered voters.

...gotta love Ghostbusters.

In 2012 everyone will wear burkas so they wont be recognized by big sister's camera.

In 2012 the cone of silence will be used so people can talk to each other with out big sister monitoring them.

In 2012 there will be a big event that is not a false flag.

In 2012 WW3 will not start.

Originally posted by BruceEFury
Should of posted this here:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

In 2012 the mod will move this thread there.

Originally posted by darkredfish
2012 will be when cats finally expand their conquest not only to the internet, but to the real world.

We are all doomed.

In 2012 a cat will type out the formula for antimatter on your chat page.

sometime during 2012 the disease that kills the Elm Trees in north america will mutate and start killing off Sycamore trees

this is not supposed to be a joke per se


but the trees will then really be Sick-a-more, there are a few majectic trees just 4 houses up from my place, too bad