Clowns Arrested In Near-Successful Attack On Wall Street Bull

A small group of Occupy Wall Street activists engaged in a near-successful corrida against the Wall Street Bull. The incident began when two clowns, Hannah Morgan and Louis Jargow, scaled the steel barricades protecting the landmark. The clowns began spanking and climbing the beast, traditional ways of coaxing a bull into anger in preparation for a Castilian corrida, or bullfight. Within seconds, police officers grabbed both clowns by their colorful shirts and wrestled one of them (Jargow) to the ground. The other (Morgan) continued to play the harmonica until an officer removed it from her mouth. With the officers thus occupied, a matador in full traje de luces leapt onto the hood of the patrol vehicle parked in front of the bull and boldly presented his blood-red cape to the beast. "I wondered whether I, neophyte matador, could bring down this behemoth, world-famous for charging towards profit while trampling underfoot the average worker," said the OWS activist/torero whose first fight this was. "Come what may, I knew I must try." Police officers took no notice of the matador, occupied as they were with the clowns. "This bull has ruined millions of lives!" wailed clown Jargow as he lay on the ground face-down. "Yet he and his accomplices have been rewarded with billions of our tax dollars—and we, here to put a stop to it all, are thrown to the ground. ¡Un escándalo!" Both clowns were charged with disorderly conduct and released an hour later; they returned to Zuccotti Park to great fanfare. The Wall Street bull continues to rage.

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We Can't Have Nice Things!

Triumph knows how to grab the Bull By The Horns and let loose!

Damn hippies .. is nothing sacred? Can they not see the need to respect the very symbols of greed? Heathens.

That was hilarious.. even if I do find clowns spooky.


Wonder what they'll be charged with? Unauthorized whimsy?

Thanks for the videos guys. Good stuff.

It's interesting to see how they are maturing and evolving in their thinking. It's becoming more sophisticated. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's something that can't be entirely ignored. Great use of diversionary tactics to achieve what they wanted, and this was more or less just a prank.. Hmmm...

I would love to see them get a small truck and chains and drag Molech around the city!

That would be sweet!

I have an idea for the protesters. Why not start up a neighborhood doggie doo cleanup service. Fill about 30 or 40 truckbeds with that, and serve it to the bull. They could even clean up cat doo too, lol,

Whoever approved this action has some serious explaining to do.

The movement does not endorse, condone acts of vandalism such as this as these two were acting on their own to do this.

It's always a party when the clowns show up. There are thousands in Zucotti Park. I wonder what they're up to?

/TOA

Originally posted by TheImmaculateD1
Whoever approved this action has some serious explaining to do.

The movement does not endorse, condone acts of vandalism such as this as these two were acting on their own to do this.

Perhaps this was done by these people on their own, to make your movment look bad.

It does leave the impression that the movement is run by a bunch of clowns.