I'll bite:
I'd put all politicians and corporate heads on an island with a mountain of canned food sufficient to last them five years. (And seize their assets
under a 'one world bank' to cover the expenses of the Island and provide aid to any person anywhere world wide who needed it.)
But only one functional can opener would be allowed on the island at one time.
This would be televised globally of course, with the audience being able to determine what other tools might be allowed in... or removed by force.
(Advertising Revenues would go to the one world bank.)
I might allow for dictionaries and writing materials to facilitate communication. No Religious Materials or clocks, calendars would permitted other
than what they could or can carry in their head (Memorized). The only clothing permitted would be a poncho and a thin cord for a belt. (Replaced at
demonstrable need, as judged by the Audience (80% of online viewers at the time of the request).
They would be sedated for a random amount of days so they would have no 'time sense' or knowledge of what day or week or time it was before putting
them on the island. (Eg they would all have to agree what day of the week it was... or not.)
Sanitation would be installed at creation of the island, as would the water purification. Only one structure with simple cloth partitions would be on
the island. Everything would be 100% video and audio monitored at all times.
(The audience would control if water/light/plumbing is turned on or off, preventing any one group from seizing control in that manner. Repair
materials, tools manuals would be provided if the audience was at 80% was in agreement it was not an act of vandalism or 'terrorism.')
I'd permit the occupants of that island to communicate out to their nations (or corporations), with the fact that everything they said would be
recorded, evaluated and adjudged by the viewers. If it was to incite hate or violence to another person or nation, I would empowering the viewers to
to deduct a 'day, week or month served' from everyone on the islands time one way or the other. If 80% the audience one way or another (to subtract
or award days.) (Replies allowed?)
Deductions would be announced by a digital voice, triggered by the computer's tally one way or another. No one would be announced as to who caused
the deduction from the count down clock tally, nor would the name of any person be announced for any 'rewards.' Criminal acts that are discovered,
however, would be announced by the name of who did committed the crime.
Then the occupants must decide for themselves to what level of response should be tolerated, enacted and carried out. If the Audience disagrees the
'days earned/served tally is reset to zero. If the Audience agrees 80% or better with the judgment of the Occupants, the punishment it is enacted as
Law world wide. Then it would be enacted/tested for a period of five years globally. At the end of the five year test, a new vote is take to remove or
adjust the fairness of the law.
Departure before that initial five years is up:
They can only leave the island if they are dead, or give up all authority and personal monies and they live out the rest of their lives on the same
money as the poorest of their nations poor. Or if they figure out how out how live with each other for 5 years with no murders or any other crimes
recorded. (Trying to escape would be a crime....) Crime would reset the 5 year counter of days served, to zero for -everyone- on the island.
Medical services provided via demonstrable need. Subject to strict monitoring.
Should the survivors learn to coexist in peace and harmony, they may be allowed to resume their place of office.
If they can't get it together, they live there until they die.
By then the people of the world would have had 5-(infinity) year of none of the current political bs from that group of politicians. Which might be
enough time for people to figure out they don't need the politician's and corporate leaders any more. Or if that they did need them, how much power
they really should have.
Should the remainder of the island reach 5 years of peaceful co-existence and have 80% positive audience approval , they could take over for me. But I
would then order a world wide blue beam and the destruction any record of my ever being 'in charge' for that length of time, out of the worlds mind
and records.
I'd then take 1% percent of the worlds net economy every year, as a reward for a job well done. (What? You'd want me to be poor after all that
work?
)
But that's how I'd deal with politicians and execs..
No you don't want me as sole world leader. I'm smart enough to know I can't do the job by myself, but I'm not dumb enough to let others think
'they' are in control. Democracies are great, but in a crisis there can only be one commander. (And we'd likely be in crisis before I was ever
-selected- for the job.)
There is no democracy in a sinking ship.
M.