Leprechaun running wild

There is a leprechaun drinking all my guiness beer.He drinks the whole case throughout the night.He even leaves me notes to get more beer.He only lurks around during the cold months.I think he lives in a nearby barn.How can I get him out?

reply to post by brindle


Pictures?

Consider leaving some beer out as bait and setting up a motion triggered camera, lets have a look at him.

Maybe you can get him pissed and trick him into telling you where his pot of gold is...

reply to post by brindle


Get a new roomate, or just follow the rainbow you might even find a pot o gold.

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Quit drinking. The leprechaun will sober up and discover that he is you, drunk and blacked out. Sorry been hoaxed like this once, never again!

i am the leprechaun drinking all your guiness beer. i leave you notes to get better beer, like budweiser but you keep getting guiness, my sh*t is sooo black its weirding me out. I dont live in a nearby barn but thats were i leave me pot of gold. How can you get me out? you cant, i was here first

Does he leave little leprechaun droppings? Do they look like jelly beans?

Budweiser over guiness?

Blech!

At least replace it with a REAL beer, like Canadian beer.

You American's and your "Coor's Light" and Budweiser.


Drink a Great Western Premium, or an Alexander Keiths!
Hell, even Sleeman or Rickards (Red)!

Sorry, couldn't resist!

Originally posted by DaveNorris

i am the leprechaun drinking all your guiness beer. i leave you notes to get better beer, like budweiser but you keep getting guiness, my sh*t is sooo black its weirding me out. I dont live in a nearby barn but thats were i leave me pot of gold. How can you get me out? you cant, i was here first

Budweiser? that Yankee rip-off of the lovely Budvar? save your money mate you can get the same quality drink if you just piss in a can.

but dont forget to drink it while its still warm and throthy

reply to post by GrimTroll


actually im english, but i do prefere budweiser to guiness and i do prefere bourbon to scotch, i guess im weird that way lol

Originally posted by DaveNorris

i am the leprechaun drinking all your guiness beer. i leave you notes to get better beer, like budweiser but you keep getting guiness, my sh*t is sooo black its weirding me out. I dont live in a nearby barn but thats were i leave me pot of gold. How can you get me out? you cant, i was here first

Better beer Budweiser that's like exchanging gold for piss

reply to post by CrimsonMoon


mmmm warm frothy piss lovely lol, but really guiness??? i like bud, sol, san miguel something refreshing

whats with all the guiness lovers, is this a thread from ireland????

reply to post by brindle


Get a heavy duty chain, and a padlock for your fridge.
Tell absolutely nobody what the combination is.
You are the only one who will know.
I guarantee that your beer will still somehow manage to 'magically disappear' before morning.

Originally posted by DaveNorris
reply to post by CrimsonMoon

 

mmmm warm frothy piss lovely lol, but really guiness??? i like bud, sol, san miguel something refreshing

You should try some real beer like a stone arogant bastard it'll put some hair on your chest.

Add a little blackcurrent to your guiness for maximum drinking pleasure.
I like Guiness, but one pint in a session does me (not gets me drunk, but the taste becomes watery after the 1st), I like Stella Artois and JD+coke.

Guiness isn't a beer, it's a dry stout.