South American Banana Imbargo on the 7th October!

I had a dream about 5 minutes ago! The South American Banana Republics are planning a world embargo on the banana supply! At the end of my dream it had the big bold date October 7, 2004!

What will we do!! Without bananas the global economy will collapse and we will all be penniless! People will be rioting in the streets!! No bananas in our cereal will mean less nutrients for our brains and we will all become apes!! And what is an ape without a banana?

The world is coming to an end people, stock up on your bananas now and see if you can outlive the coming holocaust!


genuinely worried,
drfunk

Please tell me you're kidding. What the HELL will I put in with my power shakes to make them taste good? Plantains? Some other fruit? I don't think so! I better stock up on them now, before it's too late. October 7th will be a day looked down upon for years to come.

[edit on 2-9-2004 by BangorangRufio]