How to be like super-cool motorcycle guy

reply to post by Dr Love




10. Being a SCMG on your own does not intimidate everyone around you nearly enough. Always travel around in packs with at least 5 other SCMGs, to ensure MAXIMUM intimidation!

Originally posted by BrokenCircles
reply to post by brindle

 

In order to really be cool,you have to have a tattoo of the grim reaper tattoed on your back.

Similar to this one?

That is just wrong.

yep,thats the one

a wallet with a chain connected to it is very cool.

Super Cool Motorcycle Guy aka Ghost Rider

42.6 miles / Under 15 minutes.

www.youtube.com...

Originally posted by cupocoffee
reply to post by Dr Love

 

10. Being a SCMG on your own does not intimidate everyone around you nearly enough. Always travel around in packs with at least 5 other SCMGs, to ensure MAXIMUM intimidation!

Yeah, I forgot about the SCMGs riding in packs. That's a lot of womens' panties flying right there.

I wonder what they talk about when they're sitting side by side in the same lane at a stop light? Maybe they're discussing their coolness factor.

Peace

Originally posted by LiberalSceptic
Super Cool Motorcycle Guy aka Ghost Rider

42.6 miles / Under 15 minutes.

www.youtube.com...

edit on 17-10-2011 by LiberalSceptic because: (no reason given)

didn't he die? i guess that's the 'end all, be all' of a super-cool motorcycle guy

ETS:
after some research he supposedly is alive and arrested... how lame...

You put an even louder muffler on your bike to emphasize your coolness that little bit more.

Sorry, but I am a rider, and the reason for this is that most jackasses in their cars pay NO attention to their mirrors, and are completely oblivious to motorcycles on the road, so the last ditch effort is a hope that if we arent seen, at least we will be heard.

Loud pipes save lives.

Yeah, jackasses.

But there is much more than just loud pipes save lives... And why are you so concerned about the rear view mirrors, is it because you feel entitled to pass on the shoulder at every sign of traffic?

Rider's responsibilities (may) also include NOT trying to intimidate everyone else on the road, neighborhood, and the local ice cream joint.

Loud pipes won't save you from most of us, BTW, we've got our radio turned up and the AC on because we don't want to hear you try to keep it running at every light. In that vein; another BTW: Consider changing the jets after a cam or header change.

Final BTW... There is another rider on my street, no not me -currently- who doesn't make a special effort to wake the whole neighborhood with his comings and goings, quite the contrary, I very rarely even notice. The effort is appreciated.

Too bad you couldn't enjoy the stupid silliness of this post, you may have gained a pointer or two for your next ride to SCMGville.

reply to post by scojak


As long as we're not trashing the "bike-curious" few.
The fully Fledged "fags" though, take it away boys.

Originally posted by Lono1

You put an even louder muffler on your bike to emphasize your coolness that little bit more.

Sorry, but I am a rider, and the reason for this is that most jackasses in their cars pay NO attention to their mirrors, and are completely oblivious to motorcycles on the road, so the last ditch effort is a hope that if we arent seen, at least we will be heard.

Loud pipes save lives.

I do agree to a point,just because I know how vulnerable bikes are on the road.
Loud pipes annoy people sleeping in the morning and most people would just honk their horns.

I have ridden before as well...I preferred Enduros.

reply to post by BrokenCircles


The motorcycle was in the living room, still being repaired from his last ride.

You forgot a beard long enough when the wind parts it you'll have half over the left shoulder and half over the right shoulder.

reply to post by Lono1


Sorry my friend, but I can't buy that excuse for having a muffler people can hear in all surrounding counties.

Define: Muffle

muf·fle 1 (mfl)
tr.v. muf·fled, muf·fling, muf·fles
1. To wrap up, as in a blanket or shawl, for warmth, protection, or secrecy.
2.
a. To wrap or pad in order to deaden the sound

Peace

Super cool motorcycle guy needs a bandanna with half a skeleton face on it, with matching skeleton hand gloves.
He also needs a super awesome helmet with a fake mohawk on the outside.

My husband and I ride, but I find this to be hilarious and true.

reply to post by Dr Love


This is how to be super-dead motorcycle guy, hehe... Even as a teen with a bike, I never felt stupid enough to do a wheelie at 70mph...

30, sure, but 70? Yikes...that'd hurt if it went wrong....even 30 wouldn't feel too great I imagine (luckily, I never fell and found out).

I miss my bike (and using $3 a week in gas)...