When the SHTF, what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

It will probably be something about nibiru or evil NASA

reply to post by wiredamerican


lol that's really funny
and insightful

reply to post by CasiusIgnoranze


I think they will post something like this:
"In all our years, ATS has reported and indulge in various topics from UFO's to OWS, and traveled across the universe and back to Earth to bring the latest on the human experience, we have determined that, "in Heaven there are no acryoms" :-) "

It will be from Skeptic Overlord saying "we know who you are, we know where you live and my employers are coming for you"

"Breaking news, i have found the secret of

Chat is not working for some reason.

The last post on the internet will read

I told you s

the last post on ATS will read:

If the last post on ATS is not from Phage, I will be super-disappointed.

...I figured out the Wikileaks Insurance code! It's: '5NOTSER ETAVITCA'...


The last video would be this-

told you so

2nd line

something like

"thank you dear ATS members for providing blindly all your infos, we're dispatching actualy teams to your positions to rat you out to the Gov, thank you, and good luck, the ATS staff "

reply to post by CasiusIgnoranze

That’s it?:

Originally posted by mikemck1976
Something like this:

I just saw this on the T.V.!!!! Please tell me it's a joke.Has anyone else seen this?

This has so much epic win
second line

braaaiiiinnnns nuff said

Okay I can't help it, one more in case of Zombies

...Is anyone else's TV currently leaking?...

It will initially be posted in the Science and Technology forum but soon after the moderators will (unfortunately) die along with the rest of us, while suffering for all eternity with the knowledge that it will never be moved to Paranormal Studies.



One of my favourite lines ever

Originally posted by mikemck1976
reply to post by ga-`tv-gi

 

I know!!! I just sent it to the tv and my roomate about freaked out! He was yell'n for me to get my bug out bag!!!
ROTFLMAO

you sir are pure evil
I love it

reply to post by CasiusIgnoranze


Probably something like..."It's bloody quiet in here"

Or

"Did you hear, tptb are going to turn the internet o....."

I am under the house now, but I can hear the rumbling getting louder as I type this.

If you are reading this now, be advised that they can trace you too.

Too late.....