When the SHTF, what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

Uh-oh. Cthulhu is here. I was last after all.

so long and thanks for all the fish

I just won a new computer. Let's see how good it is..................

so if the big shtf then I'd simply Write......"Chin up, stay safe and remember when the dust settles , bring lots of concrete and meet me outside the elites bunkers. Cya later.

Last post will say:
Where did everybody go?

or damn..should of built that bunker...

I WANNA ROCK!!!

Go on...ban me now...dare ya...BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA

i've attached a bunch of bottle rockets and mortars to a home made satellite with ducktape (kick smack) yup it works

What asteroid? I just looked outside 5 minutes ago and didn't see any aster.....

oh man! i just spilled piping hot gravy all over myself

"Will the last ATS poster please turn out the lights?"!

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oh and i found this wallet. it's mine now

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I highly suspect it will say...

"Reptoid Aliens from the Hollow Earth stole my Annunaki baby yeti and sold it to the NWO because his blood was needed as an offering to Cthulhu who would stop Nibiru from crashing into the secret alien moonbase on the darkside of the moon which is actually controlled by the Illuminaughty and where they make the secret Chem-Trail mixture which is dropped via project Aurora onto the unspecting populace to create Indigo children who know the secrets of the pyramids and control the coronal flares of the Sun which are used to drive up shares in sun screen".

...and breathe....

It's probably been done before but


MMMMMMMMMM BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS!

It may say, Candle Jack? I don't believe in Ca

This is test of the emergency broadcast system,the big rock in the sky IS NOT GOING TO HIT US,I REPEAT THE BIG ROCK__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________

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BREAKING NEWS! Sun has massive X Class flare, strongest ever precedented, facing Earth, NASA says 2% chance of wiping out all telecommunications, China says 99%! Oh shi....


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" I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! "


And then everything just goes out.

I just got my ass probed by aliens....they do exist!!!

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I read somewhere that many people, particularly in a fatal accident their last words are "oh $hit".

Probably it will happen so fast there won't be time to keyboard anything.

Hopefully this is just speculation and never becomes reality.