My hill!!

The rules to this game are simple:

Imagine A hill.
This hill is the best thing on earth.
You will do anything you can to get this hill.
Your mission is simple: Do whatever in your power to get this hill.
Post an action that defeats the last person and takes the hill from them.

Example:
Person one: my hill!
Person two: *Shoves off person one* My hill!
Person one: *Shoots person two* My hill!
and so forth.

Are you ready?
*Sticks flag in ground* My hill!

shoots you, buries you, then buries this thread, no hill.

*contracts zombie virus*
Om nom nom nom
My hill >.>

reply to post by spw184


Hockey stick to the head, taking it clean off.

Adios Zombie Scum.

My Hill

*Decomposes into soil*

Now I AM the hill.

My hill!

I am the king of Hill town.
You are my hill.
I am King of the Hill.
My hill.