My last will & testament...in witness of ATS

I, Daniel Titus Of New York State, Late Son Of Mrs. June Titus And An Unknown Father, Do Make And Declare My Last Will And Testament As Follows:

To My Mother...

Conceived From The Womb, You Birthed This Boy Into A Delight I Once Was...
From Torment To The Hugs, You Showed Love By Givin Up The Tough Drugs...
Slowly I Demise Into Eternal Ties, We Bounded Through Out Life, Speaking Of The Wise...
Read Confuscious To Plato, Laughed & Cried, My Books...I Shall Give And Devise...
Now Unearth The Silos, Storing The History By Exposing A Hidden Epiphany...
The Joy Tales Have Given Me And Novel's Resurfacing Upon Mystery...
Took Away My Misery, The Anguish Diminished After All The Chapter's Were Finished....
Yet Still I Feel A Sudden Rheumatiz While I Maintain Furnished, Exploiting My Warmish...
All Shall Be Missed, Book's Set Forth A Guideline In Which A Life's Bind Where Adjusted And Used...
A Happy Ending Bring's Truth Even Though My Chapter Remained Fused...Mother Devour This And You Shall Not Lose...

To UnKnown Father:

Your Existance Is A Fixed Pension, A Low Sum Without Resonable Mention...
Mother Taught Me Lessons, But Your Guidance Remained In Question...
I Give You The Priced Possession...That Marked The Day On Earth Makin This Dying Tears My First....
The Worth Is Minimul...But It's A Certificate Of My Birth...
Enjoy This Curse Of May's Fateful Twenty-Third When Ur Seed Was Concieved...
Used To Believe I Was A Man Of Honor Until I Was Discharged From Ur Family Tree...
Settin Me Free?...Your Well-Being Remains Futile, While I Still Am Stuck In Denial...
My Error's Remain In Trial, Due To...The Time's Almost Up On Ur Son's Dial....Enjoy!!!

And To The Rest:

Much Love Was Shared When Everyone Showed Up, Proving They Care...
Helpin' Past The Stare's As I Ached From My Inside's As They Ripped And Tared...
You All Were Aware Of The Pain I Inflicted As I Remained Sickened...
This Life Was Just Like Chasing Chicken's, Lose Hands Has Ur Chances Slipping...
At Time's I Was Thick-Skin-did, While I Was Literally Dressed To Death In Style...
Atop The Clothe's Iv'e Piled, You All Get The Material Under Each Name Filed...
Kevin, You Were Wild Wit Sport's So I Think This Mitt Will Do The Trick...
R.J., You Were A Mother's Litter Pick...This Suit Should Just Fit...Now You Got Reason's To Act All Slick...
Joey, Outta You Everyone Got Kicks, But You Were Too Pair'd, Rambunctious Wit Flare...
And Lastly Nicole, During Choosing's You Remained Fair, Fragile Hair, Here's The Shampoo....Orgasmic With Care...
Life Was A Dare, But In Conclusion, My Dismay Of Sorts Is Just Delusion...
The Real Gift Is The Amusement And The Smiles During Our Reunion...In Afterlife...Noone Losing....


In Witness Whereof, I Have Hereunto Set My Hand And Seal This The Thirteenth Day Of October, Two Thousand And Eleven

D.Titus

Signed, Sealed, Published, And Declared By The Above Named Daniel Titus To Be A Codicil To His Last Will And Testament, In The Presence Of Us,
Above Top Secret Network

Hate to point it out but you might want to put in the right forum where with all hope it will be archived

The question is, why post it? Why post it here? I mean, it's just another waste of space unless you want us to laugh about your horrible misspelled words. Is it so hard to use proper english? "ur" isn't a word, and "Laughed N Cried"...who do you think you are? Guns N' Roses?
And ever since the Simpsons i wonder why so many americans have problems with "ei", it's conceived, there's no ie in that.

I would be completely ashamed to release such a wall of text with so many mistakes in it. But i also never would release a fake 'last will and testament' on a forum as a desperate try for attention.

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It's a kind of rhyming will?

Okay....

Mother gets Books.
Dad gets birth Certificate.
Friends get Old clothes.

That wasn't so hard now was it?

Rap styleeeeee innit blud..

Am I the only one who wondered if this was an act of someone contemplating suicide? I'm very concerned about this person.....why else would someone do this? Is it a cry for help? He/she hasn't posted again......OP if you can, would you post again so we know you're ok? Please?

Originally posted by StealthyKat
Am I the only one who wondered if this was an act of someone contemplating suicide? I'm very concerned about this person.....why else would someone do this? Is it a cry for help? He/she hasn't posted again......OP if you can, would you post again so we know you're ok? Please?

im okay. i originally wrote this for a topical discussion in 2004. I just figured to put it up because i was bored. that is the reason for the Caps Of Every Other Word lol. I did not feel like redoing it, as the mod said its my rant and i can format it the way id like. I switched yahoo over to ATS....im fine tho, thank you for caring. I am doing better then ever btw

appreciated

Originally posted by yeahright

The following is my opinion as a member participating in this discussion.

I think it shows some creativity. It's his rant, so he can format it any way he'd like.

Maybe a little encouragement for someone trying something a little different wouldn't be out of place? At least constructive criticism maybe?

Props for the effort

As an ATS Staff Member, I will not moderate in threads such as this where I have participated as a member.

Thank you for helping me

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Whew! Thanks for responding....just wanted to be sure you were ok.....carry on then....

Originally posted by StealthyKat
reply to post by Newz2387

 

Whew! Thanks for responding....just wanted to be sure you were ok.....carry on then....

yeah i saw shadows disrespectful response and i said "f*ck it ill let the thread die down the new topics column and disappear"
again tho, appreciated