Alien down time.

What do you reckon the Aliens get up to on their days off? Everybody seems to attribute them with amazing mental faculties, yet the legend seems to imply that they are about as free thinking as a colony of ants. Do they have culture, do they write poetry or fall in love with other Aliens? Do they play sports or paint paintings or write books? Do they crack jokes? Do they laugh at fart noises? What sort of industrial endevour would it take to keep up their exploration and exploitation of the Humans and Earth? Why have none of them broken ranks and come forth to spill the beans? Why don't they wear clothes anymore? Have they switched from those shiny silver suits to a life of nudism? Can anybody think of any other possibilities for the bright lights in the sky or EBEs that no-one has already thought of? How come their UFO's haven't used those disco dance floor running lights since Saturday night Fever? Why would they even need running lights in the first place? Why do their vehicles change with every new generations idea of cool shapes to fly? Do the Aliens receive royalties from all the books sold in their name? Do any Aliens read these ATS boards?
If so please drop a line and splain yourself and your idiot cohorts. Cause I'm kinda getting a little bored with this 'from outer space' go-nowhere solution, and I know it's gotta be a little more complex than that.



[edit on 28-8-2004 by Zero Point]

Well I guess there are no Aliens on line then.....either that or you creepy little rectum pokers are spineless lurkers. Guess I'll just have to rack up the points by texting myself....OK...So be it. Jesus Zero Point, what a handsome devil you are.

I wonder how long I can get away with it b4 somebody tells me off. Ooooh thats not cricket.
I wonder what the average salary of an Alien is. Surely they don't work for nothing. Sitting in that UFO all day must get a bit smelly...pooo who farted?
Where do they live? Do they have homes to go to? Do they give each other hatchday presents? Where do they dump all their rubbish? If they have bases on the moon where does their food come from? They do eat don't they? Surely their lives would have more meaning than the Hollywood film script y'all subscribe to. Who is more likely to invade Earth? Those in flying saucers or those in F-16's or B-2 Stealth bombers? Invade Invade Invade. If you removed their feline cockroach bug-eyed masks, would you see nothing but yourselves underneath? Where are the factories that churn out model after model of UFO's?
Surely I have better things to do than this...s h i t thats right ...I do..................................................................................................................

All intellegent cultures on earth have works of art and such. But the question is, are these Non-Terrans really SIMILAR to us? We always associate intellegence with us, and we base intellegent lifeforms on our standards because our species is so blantantly overtly egotystical in our own views. Theres no real reason to even assume that Aliens are remotely like us. Maybe they have no art, they dont believe in recreational days and all work every day as much as they can. They may have more of a Hive mind like ants, working together without laziness or individual thought. Aliens dont need to be like us to be intellegent life, because we arent as intellegent or efficient as most of life on earth anyways. We're only a step up from a monkey because we know how to make tools AND use them. And personifying an alien species with human characteristics wont work, because they arent humans.