The Real Jesus

reply to post by NewMoon


...I see.

How convenient! "Don't test god!"

Especially in the areas of spelling, grammar, and basic sanity...

DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIC, Y'ALL!!!

I'm Satan! Don't test me!!!

If you are Jesus, I hereby renounce the kingdom!!!

...what a maroon!!!

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by kokoro
Welcome to the funny farm "Jesus", you'll fit right in. What size coat you wear?

Good...you get his size...I'm knitting one of those extra long sleeved, buckle up the back jackets for "jesus" right now.

I forgive you. Reap what you sow.

Really, who flagged this one? This is a conspiracy website. Not the Christian Network of Jesus and the other fella. I kinda feel sad for this post. OP, get with someone you know real quick. I'm worried about you.

Originally posted by NewMoon

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by kokoro
Welcome to the funny farm "Jesus", you'll fit right in. What size coat you wear?

Good...you get his size...I'm knitting one of those extra long sleeved, buckle up the back jackets for "jesus" right now.

I forgive you. Reap what you sow.

You write/sound like you smoke what you sow...

This is my last post then I am free.



42, I am Superman. 911 Never happened.

Originally posted by NewMoon


Hit me up if you want to talk/chill/hang out with your Lord.

Ahahhahahhahahhaa! hahhahahaa! ha ha....

Sorry giggle fit... its all just.. too much..

...and then he vanishes, having said nothing...apparently; Jesus is into Ps3, and facebook!!! and only has 79 friends!!!

Hail Satan!!!

Yep.. OP .. I remember crazy posts like this on GLP....

Does my name look familar... LoL

you have GLP written all over you with this thread LoL

be safe and god bless

reply to post by NewMoon


Thank you for the gift of eternal life. Guess I have to wait 'till death to know if you've held true to your promise. May I ask you a question? Why did you deny Adam Life but wish to bestow it upon us?

"And the LORD God said, 'Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever.' Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life." [Genesis 3:22-24 King James Version]

Originally posted by RoswellCityLimits
...and then he vanishes, having said nothing...apparently; Jesus is into Ps3, and facebook!!! and only has 79 friends!!!

Hail Satan!!!

Wait until I tell the "other" jesus posting in the predictions forum, that he has competition ...making some popcorn for the big show down.....

Originally posted by RoswellCityLimits
...and then he vanishes, having said nothing...apparently; Jesus is into Ps3, and facebook!!! and only has 79 friends!!!

Hail Satan!!!

Don't make fun of him. Something is really wrong here. Don't be a bully. OP is a newbie and obviously not welcome at GLP. But, GLP only wants paying customers. OP, find a friend and hang on.

This is really sad, not only did New Moon not recite quotes, he did not provide proof that he is THE ONE. If he can show me the proof that he is THE ONE then people will follow.

NEW MOON people aren't as stupid as they were back in the day of Christ. They have grown up or if you want to call it "grown down." I say that you aren't THE ONE.

I am a former paying member of GLP...

embarassed to admit I payed Trinity money....

after all the B.S. they had last month banning people who don't pay , and the unruly mods who had god complexes... and HAVING to literally fight them when cancelling my account... I had to cancel my credit card and get a new CC number to keep them from taking...

I am so glad ATS accepted me even though I was balls deep in GLP for years.. after being active here for the last 3 weeks .. this site is so much cleaner , the mods are fair and friendly .. and I don't see the amount of trolls and shills waiting to pounce....

ATS is quality... I have never looked back or even visited GLP since I left...

Originally posted by sparky8580
This is really sad, not only did New Moon not recite quotes, he did not provide proof that he is THE ONE. If he can show me the proof that he is THE ONE then people will follow.

NEW MOON people aren't as stupid as they were back in the day of Christ. They have grown up or if you want to call it "grown down." I say that you aren't THE ONE.

Sparky.....spark! There is something wrong going on with the OP. This is not GLP. Stop bullying this person. Wake up, he is obviously going through something rough. Leave him alone and give him support.

OP, do you need any help?

reply to post by brilab45


I guess I can agree with what you said, I kinda went through that same experience. Cold turkey of meds that I was on since I was a little, they do things to your brain, that you think are normal, but then look back and find out your nuts and needed to be in a straight jacket.

reply to post by NewMoon


I have faith in you Schizo-Jesus!

Originally posted by sparky8580
reply to post by brilab45

 

I guess I can agree with what you said, I kinda went through that same experience. Cold turkey of meds that I was on since I was a little, they do things to your brain, that you think are normal, but then look back and find out your nuts and needed to be in a straight jacket.

Thank you for being human. So you know. I'm sorry for being overt. Sometimes we have to recognize that something is going wrong with other people. Have to be careful what I say "for" or "to" the OP. He seems critical in his mind. Sometimes, we need to reach out instead of hurting others. Please keep that in mind in the future.

reply to post by brilab45


Thanks for proving WITHOUT A DOUBT why ATS is a better place than GLP...

The Love...

Thanks again Briab45 for showing me why I am here now..... you rock

reply to post by NewMoon


Well it's about time. Do you realise how late it is ? I've got a list of members here, that have been giving me fits.