Man rips out his own eyeballs in church

Why is it that people always obey the voices? Just once Id like to hear some one say, "yeah , the voices in my head told me to rip my eyes out...... I told them to bite it!"

Originally posted by neo96
kind gives a new meaning to

popeye ug ug ug ug

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It's an Italian version of extreme hokey pokeying.



Our EMS service in Phoenix in 1989 had a call to a guy who had cut his balls off with a pinking shears. He said it was voices too.

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total recall who can forget

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I'm sure many in the congregation watching him do it were like.....


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Ahhh...
That's not right

Eye,eye,eye!

Somebody needs to move this one to the jokes forum.

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Unless there's some new religion that worships puns...

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god or beeker told me to rip out my eyes?

id say you first

Originally posted by Observer99
A crazed blind man believing in standards, faith and the noble ideas of christianity, is less blind than the hateful arrogant atheists in this thread.

Who said anything about being atheist? Religious zeal does not equal nobility. If fact this is a perfect example of how dangerous it can be, they are lucky he was inclined toward self mutilation instead of directing it towards some one else like others have.

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The spectacle must have been quite an eye-opener for the rest of the parishioners

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Ha! I was just thinking the same thing. They could use this to make religious fanatics do there bidding by impersonating god.

You are all going to hades, you know this, right!!

Originally posted by cripmeister
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The spectacle must have been quite an eye-opener for the rest of the parishioners

edit on 3/10/2011 by cripmeister because: (no reason given)

The real problem is the parishioners and the guy couldn't see eye-to-eye. And after this incident the man will never be able to look them in the eye again.

This is no laughing matter. He was a real person, his name was Morioni. Now he's got no 'I's


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