Blatant Illuminati propaganda in the last episode of "The Office".

It seems that the producers of "The Office" are flagging Illuminati propaganda embedded in some jokes. The last episode was so blatant that hurts. In the opening scene, Dwight Schrute spots a new product of Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, meant to be an iPad killer, which is a triangle shaped tablet and the logo in the middle of the screen is stylized to look like the All Seeing Eye.



Later, Stanley is selling the product in a phone call and he screams "unleash the power of the pyramid"...

Also there's a pyramid over the table of Andy Bernard, the new regional manager and coincidence or not, the new CEO is played by James Spader, who starred the original "Stargate" movie. The ancient Egyptian-Anunnaki alien-god Ra aka MARDUK was the villain of the movie.

So now The Office is officially an Illuminati mind-programming tool.

You have the power to determine that a 30 minute comedy show is "officially" a tool of the Illuminati? Good to know.


Sometimes a pyramid is just a pyramid is just a triangle used to show that a product is unlike its rectangular counterparts. Or a symbol of a new world order.

Originally posted by 1AnunnakiBastard
So now The Office is officially an Illuminati mind-programming tool.

edit on 10/2/2011 by 1AnunnakiBastard
because: (no reason given)

Or a comedy show which knows exactly how people on forums such as this will react if they include such "mind-programming tools"

It really is posts like this which give conspiracy theorists a bad name.

please explain how it is a tool?

Originally posted by Alora
You have the power to determine that a 30 minute comedy show is "officially" a tool of the Illuminati? Good to know.


Sometimes a pyramid is just a pyramid is just a triangle used to show that a product is unlike its rectangular counterparts. Or a symbol of a new world order.

A good explanation that might even have some effect in someone who doesn't know how the Illuminati-freemason-kabbalistic apparatus of Hollywood works. Or someone who's under 12.

I think the american adaptation of the original british show lacks a certain something that would otherwise make it a good, but not great. I just shake make head at some of the 'americanization' of british show and muttter 'bad idea'. Take Cracker for instance. The american version doesnt have that same gritty darkside of humantiy feeling as the one with Robbie 'Fitz' Coltrane. Someone should replace all the scriptwriters with ones with real talent.

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that is the problem with tis theory, it would mean that nearly every script writer would be a member of the illuminati, every director.

The illuminati isnt a group which gives out invitations to anyone with a pen and a clip board.
Whilst I do believe in conspiracies, they dont advertise their own existence, the symbology they use are for each other to understand and wouldnt be put in a 30 minute sitcom which they would not watch.
They have more important things to do

Stanley screams out "Unleash the power of the pyramid" because Dwight used that line earlier in the show to answer "why is it shaped like a pyramid."

My neighbors put out some pumpkins they carved, one has triangle eyes - are my neighbors Illuminati?

I sometimes eat at a diner with a black and white checkered floor - are these people brainwashing me through my lunch?

The problem with all these alleged nods to the Illuminati is that everything you people claim is Illuminati symbolism are very basic and common things. Basic shapes, EYES, one of the most basic color schemes in history, etc..

Is there anything left to discuss/joke about/display/wear/listen to/watch that isn't Illuminati programming? Methinks you people find what you seek, be it reality or otherwise.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got some Illuminati pumpkins to smash.

Originally posted by 1AnunnakiBastard

Originally posted by Alora
You have the power to determine that a 30 minute comedy show is "officially" a tool of the Illuminati? Good to know.


Sometimes a pyramid is just a pyramid is just a triangle used to show that a product is unlike its rectangular counterparts. Or a symbol of a new world order.

A good explanation that might even have some effect in someone who doesn't know how the Illuminati-freemason-kabbalistic apparatus of Hollywood works. Or someone who's under 12.

Sure. We can give power to everything we come across (Doritos are illuminati!! ) and we can fear that a not-so secret group is everywhere at all times (cutting a sandwich diagnally sends out a call to the new world order!!! ) or, OR, we can lighten up on paranoid thoughts and just watch The Office and laugh at Dwight for being...wait for it...paranoid and silly. The choice is yours, of course. But what do I know. I'm under 12.

Triangles are blatant I will give you that. But thats it, no more.

I'm not really sure about this example. However, as I watched the episode and saw Dwight hold up the pyramid, a little red flag went up for me; and then when Stanley blurted out his line, that seemed to drive the symbolic point home. And wow, what a coincidence that James Spader is their new boss. Out of all the candidates chosen, Mr. Stargate was the one. Hmmmm...

It should be no surprise to anyone familiar with the topics on ATS that these types of symbols and messages are sprinkled (sometimes lightly, sometimes heavily) throughout most TV shows these days. Too bad The Office had to be infected by it.

Originally posted by SeniorMysterioso
I'm not really sure about this example. However, as I watched the episode and saw Dwight hold up the pyramid, a little red flag went up for me; and then when Stanley blurted out his line, that seemed to drive the symbolic point home. And wow, what a coincidence that James Spader is their new boss. Out of all the candidates chosen, Mr. Stargate was the one. Hmmmm...

It should be no surprise to anyone familiar with the topics on ATS that these types of symbols and messages are sprinkled (sometimes lightly, sometimes heavily) throughout most TV shows these days. Too bad The Office had to be infected by it.

It's all about subliminal messages. Most of people are so numb that they don't catch these subtle icons embedded in what they consider harmless and funny. But they do stick in the subconscious. People get used to them and when a shill says "that's nothing to worry about", they believe.

If every time you see a triangle you see illumaniti propaganda, road sings and toblerone’s must terrify you.

Really this just silly there really is nothing constructive to say about this thread other than to talk about how much funnier the original British series of the office was compared to the American series.

Doesn't mocking something take away from its power. Loosen up a little you shouldn't be afraid to laugh.

Maybe it's just a triangle. I fail to see how it looks like the all seeing eye besides the way it's shaped.

I see where you're coming from, instead of the iPad its the iTriangle, or in other words the 'eye triangle'.

Which easily becomes the 'eye in the triangle'. yeah i've got it now, just take an everyday object and manipulate it to signify anything one wants.

Originally posted by EnigmaAgent
I see where you're coming from, instead of the iPad its the iTriangle, or in other words the 'eye triangle'.

Which easily becomes the 'eye in the triangle'. yeah i've got it now, just take an everyday object and manipulate it to signify anything one wants.

OHH you solved it!!!

Now here's a tricky one, can you link the Illuminati to the word "R-tard"?

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the same guy that thinks 'the illuminati elite' are re-constructing Atlantis?

Illuminati Elite Building The New Atlantis????



Give it a rest mate, two eyes, two ears & one mouth (in this case keyboard)- use in that proportion!!

Other pieces of subliminal, illuminati triangle propaganda include:

-The Musical Triangle
-Dorito's
-Certain kindergarten building blocks (those bastards! getting to kids like that)
-The pyramids (obvious thought manipulation transmitters)
-Sandwiches
- Kites
-The shape of a lot of roofs on houses (I can see atleast 6 out the window right now! *sends out SOS*)
-The Louvre
-The piece of equipment in billiards
-Pastizzi (Maltese ricotta & spinach in puff pastry dish)
-Give way signs (in Australia, unsure as for the rest of the world)

Members, PLEASE update this list to notify us of what to be wary of less a Give Way sign control our thoughts and make us all crash our cars! It is their plan!

Its all showbiz and mass social engineering. Nothing more and nothing less.

Wait til you get down to only 1 alter to cope with. Takes a little getting use to.

Originally posted by SeniorMysterioso
I'm not really sure about this example. However, as I watched the episode and saw Dwight hold up the pyramid, a little red flag went up for me; and then when Stanley blurted out his line, that seemed to drive the symbolic point home. And wow, what a coincidence that James Spader is their new boss. Out of all the candidates chosen, Mr. Stargate was the one. Hmmmm...

It should be no surprise to anyone familiar with the topics on ATS that these types of symbols and messages are sprinkled (sometimes lightly, sometimes heavily) throughout most TV shows these days. Too bad The Office had to be infected by it.

Exactly what I was thinking.
Also, the new Sherlock Holmes might have some subliminals. I was watching the previews and saw baphomat(or however you spell the goat's name) a couple times.