reply to post by demonologist842012
ATS was created in the 5th century by:
Roberto DiRogrideguez the Theorist
Roberto was a priest and high shaman in the Occult ways.
He authored 3 books on such matters.
*Die Bitzen Die Grouter Snout
*Akkar Akkar Slagan Sloot
*Oogia Boogia Scary Whop-La
As the legend goes... He sat staring into a bowl of milk,
Scrying
deep into the future and the arcane wisdom of the 17th dimension...
There he came across the demonic Spirit named "Ignorance"
The spirit of ignorance possessed him and with full control of Roberto's body...
Ignorance went about Europe from town to town spreading propaganda and horrible tasting carrot stew recipes...
Finally a high priestess by the name of Miss Morton of the lesser known religion of Tricalcium Phosphate...
Tracked Roberto down and exorcised him...
9 months later Gada Goul was born... to the two...
The spirit of Ignorance struck in an all out attack...
Once more the pair defeated Ignorance...
They knew one day ignorance would return... but weary from battle they created an elixir of life and upon Gaga Goul's 18 Birthday they gave it to Gada
Goul...
As a final gift to Gada Goul...
Roberto and Miss Morton gave Gaga Goul
A book which took years and years to write
Entitled:
"Hello There My Lad"
It was the ultimate weapon against the spirit of ignorance...
With his new gifts of immortality and the book of "Hello There My Lad" which was shortened to HTML...
Gada Goul stood bravely and said...
I shall Deny Ignorance
That my friend is why and how ATS was truly created
edit on 10/1/11 by EvolEric because: (no reason given)