I just got the flu shot, how soon will I die?

I just got the flu shot yesterday. And I brushed my teeth with fluoride toothpaste and drank tap water. I want to know how soon it will be until I die. I say this because I hear all kinds of alarmist theories about the evils of such things.

When I was young I had the polio vaccine, the MMR vaccine, the small pox vaccine. Not the chicken pox vaccine but I had chicken pox when I was six months old. I have had all the other vaccine shots. I am not autistic, even though I have a cousin who has a son that is autistic. I am able to come on ATS and question the validity of government brainwashing through our tap water.

So now tell me, how soon until I die because of the flu shot?

comm on dude,

just start counting back from 100.

I'd say you only have 6 maybey 7 decades TOPS!! Better get your things in order.

7 days..

First you have to give into the commercial shopping frenzy the shot will urge you on.

Die? Naaaaw.

Experience a shorter-term "flu" right afterwards? Highly likely. I feel like crud for the 1 day half the time. Hubby every time feels the full effects of a flu for 3 days. He has to take a shot on a holiday weekend, to ensure he might not miss a whole week. He tends to fight me getting his, because he's trading 3 when he schedules it for 6 that's so random, he might not get it.

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When you start watching "Dancing with the stars" you'll want to kill yourself.

Other than that?

You're fine.

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My sister teaches grade school. She says half her students can't speak English and the other half can barely talk at all. (vaccines?)

love it
you have the same life span as all of us...the shots dont kill you off.
the flouride wont shorten your life span either...
well,i think not anyway........

Originally posted by WarminIndy
I just got the flu shot yesterday. And I brushed my teeth with fluoride toothpaste and drank tap water. I want to know how soon it will be until I die. I say this because I hear all kinds of alarmist theories about the evils of such things.

When I was young I had the polio vaccine, the MMR vaccine, the small pox vaccine. Not the chicken pox vaccine but I had chicken pox when I was six months old. I have had all the other vaccine shots. I am not autistic, even though I have a cousin who has a son that is autistic. I am able to come on ATS and question the validity of government brainwashing through our tap water.

So now tell me, how soon until I die because of the flu shot?

I've done or am doing all that and im heading into my 50th yr. As long as you dont watch Dancing with the Stars, Big Brother or Americas Got Talent, youll be fine.

Cheers to you with a glass of tap water!

Originally posted by WarminIndy
I just got the flu shot yesterday. And I brushed my teeth with fluoride toothpaste and drank tap water. I want to know how soon it will be until I die. I say this because I hear all kinds of alarmist theories about the evils of such things.

I'd say you'll be lucky to make it to 100, but who knows I used to get the flu every single year until I started getting flu shots. It totally sucked being completely out of commission for over a week every year. Since I started getting the shots around 15 years ago I've only had the flu once and it was that year that they guessed wrong on what strain would be going around. If people never get the flu, then why bother getting the shot. But for those like me that have a 99% chance of getting it, the flu shot is a godsend!

Originally posted by yourmamaknows
My sister teaches grade school. She says half her students can't speak English and the other half can barely talk at all. (vaccines?)

No, illegal immigration.

Soon.

Relatively speaking, it could be very soon....... or it could be a long way away.

Relative to the estimated age of the universe, you are almost dead already.

Relative to the average lifespan of a mayfly, you have practically an eternity left to live.

Just make the most of it, there's always a bus coming around the corner.

Originally posted by WarminIndy
I just got the flu shot yesterday. And I brushed my teeth with fluoride toothpaste and drank tap water. I want to know how soon it will be until I die. I say this because I hear all kinds of alarmist theories about the evils of such things.

When I was young I had the polio vaccine, the MMR vaccine, the small pox vaccine. Not the chicken pox vaccine but I had chicken pox when I was six months old. I have had all the other vaccine shots. I am not autistic, even though I have a cousin who has a son that is autistic. I am able to come on ATS and question the validity of government brainwashing through our tap water.

So now tell me, how soon until I die because of the flu shot?

are you sure it was a Flu vaccine & Not just a Placebo...?

personally I don't do vaccinations ....

Fluoride in our water supply won't kill ya ...
it just makes you Stupid

As much as I am a supporter of public health -- It only took two days for the flu shot to kill my mother-in-law -- it was the resulting Guillain-Barre Syndrome -- I still get flu shots so does my wife.

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only when a treatment proof disease that has mutated due to use of modern pharmaceuticals comes along
its a matter of when not if

I'll be getting my flu shot soon.

I almost never get sick and get my flu shot in the fall each year.

I'm 60, look 50, and feel like 40

Originally posted by WarminIndy
I just got the flu shot yesterday.

You will be fine at your age, but it will be very interesting if you get sick this winter. Please bump this thread if you do!

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My sister teaches grade school. She says half her students can't speak English and the other half can barely talk at all. (vaccines?)

That'd be one heck of a vaccine!

I could sell that 'don't speak at all' vaccine, if it wore off in a few hours. Movie theaters, restaurants.... and the back seat of my car for long rides with my kids!