My last wishes

If i pass, please request they cut the top off a barrel of guiness and dump it on top of me, then pour a few gallons of absolute on me for good measure, followed by 100 gallons of cheese fries.Thats how I want to go out.

If I go, I want to be remembered in a good way. No funeral, i'm pretty sure if I get married that my husband or wife will want to see me as an ashen corpse in a casket.
I want to be cremated and have half of my ashes buried in Swansea, Wales; I can't stand that cesspool Caerdydd has become! and the other half of me in Bordeaux, France. Beneath a large tree with black and purple roses planted over me. Sheer simplicity, enough to send me in sheer orgasmic bliss as it is.

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as for the guinness & absolute...would you mind terribly if we filtered it via kidneys first? no disrespect intended, i'd just hate to see a direct pour.

What a wonderful memorial, OP!!

Heh, when I heard that Jack Daniels was reducing the amount of alcohol in their product, I went out and bought 3 half pints of the now no longer stronger delicious distilled sipping whiskey to save for the day I am cremated. My three daughters have been notified that I have a box for each of them. Each box has some special things in them for each of my daughters, including a half-pint bottle for each of them. Drink, enjoy, cry if you want, look at the special things I've given each of you, trade things if you want, but have a party for me, and be happy that I have finally moved on.

Originally posted by LargeFries
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as for the guinness & absolute...would you mind terribly if we filtered it via kidneys first? no disrespect intended, i'd just hate to see a direct pour.

What was I thinking? both have to be recycled so that the body can benefit from the goodness in these fluids.