Fox News makes WEIRD report about falling NASA UAR Satellite.

Originally posted by Domo1
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Irony about a 6 and a ½ ton satellite, that NASA has no clue where it will crash?? If I saw that dude in the street, I would beat the sh*t outta him.

No need to get e-tough about it. I thought it was funny. I've read a few blogs and heard a few news reports that were acting like this thing crashing would wipe out the human race.

I pretty much bet he will be hidden in his bunk when that satellite crash. This way is easy to be sarcastic.

Hey Shepherd, make your jokes funnier next time so the viewers know they're jokes.

Thanks.

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Can you elaborate on the Remote viewing thing? Got a linky?

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I pretty much bet he will be hidden in his bunk when that satellite crash. This way is easy to be sarcastic.

I doubt it. He seems to think that the chance of this thing hitting a populated area is very remote, and also that the thing may just burn up entirely before it crashes. About the 2 minute mark.

Is it just me or does Bill Nye seem to have taken on a ghoulish and creepy decorum about him lately? Kinda creepy looking compared to the Bill Nye of twenty years ago.

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Lol, dude you have no sense of humor. That news anchorman was biting his cheek trying to keep from bursting into laughter on air. He was clearly trolling and since you fell for it he was a successful troll.

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He was trying to be funny and didn't know how or sarcastic and be the a%% he usually is. Maybe a piece will fall on him and he won't think it"s quite so funny then.

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Did you just counter what you consider a tasteless joke with an even WORSE joke? It's not funny to make light of the situation. I hope it falls on him el oh el!

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You're watching tooooo closely.

You don't know Shepherd Smith.

Fox new reporters are bunch of ignorant ass wipes

Originally posted by Ghost375
Irony: The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

That report was very weird. I bet the satellite is carrying enough nuclear material to destroy Earth, Venus, and maybe even Mars. It's going to be epic.


Seriously though, the interesting part of this story is that Remote Viewers predicted it months ago.

When something is off or weird it is very obvious. This is obviously one of those occasions. It is a small part of something bigger. just can't figure out what yet, but it was done with a purpose.

They can say where a meteor will hit, why can't they say where one of their own satellites will?

They know the area it will likely hit but won't say anything due to a mass panic.

Unlike many of the Fox correspondents he's forced to work with and often is clearly exasperated with live on-air (I've seen him actually apologize for things others on the network have said), Shep actually has a brain so he's just making fun of the kinds of idiotic things he's heard said about such matters (like Bill O'Reilly's famous moronic comments about the moon, or countless things said by That Brown Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy).

It's called sarcasm. Due to all the hype like the hype on ATS...lol I mean really a short bus falling from the sky that will most likely land in the ocean has become bigger then Elenin...lol

He was clearly being sarcastic

I think he's trying to point out how the media blows things out of proportion, not realizing that he is the media and he's blowing things out of proportion.

I've seen a youtube-like video of this guy and it was really awkward, he's trying to speak to people on their level but it's not really succeeding.

They see Fox Trollin', they hatin'...

One would think that satellites would be designed to burn up upon reentry. Bill Nye should change his nickname from "the science guy" to "the support anything Al Gore says guy".

Peace

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He's not being sarcastic, he's being ironic. sarcasm is irony with the intent of mocking someone. I don't really see how he's mocking anyone.

You can't go wrong in saying that he is being ironic.

It is possible that he is being sarcastic though, as he is likely mocking those people who are acting like 'Chicken Little'..... "The sky is falling!".

Well, that's Fox News for you... I don't take ANYTHING they say seriously.