I just realized...., page 1

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 09:58 PM

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I can post here without everyone taking everything extremely seriously and facing a storm of "fake, *long arguments here*, chinese lanterns"

I AM A POTATO.

loves a conspiricy

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:11 PM

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So.....you would rather write nonsense than construct a meaningful thread??

Yea...makes sense

brindle

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:11 PM

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Pour melted butter and sour cream all over your head like a good potato should,then go have another hit.

metaldemon2000

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:12 PM

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reply to post by SecrecyDefied

A potato huh? Don't tell any Irish people.
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brindle

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:15 PM

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What finally enlightened you to the fact that you are a potato.Most potatoes never come to that realization until they die and are turned into french fries with sea salt all over them.

brindle

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:17 PM

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Are you sure you are not a tomato?.It is difficult to really tell unless you can roll yourself over to a mirror.

brindle

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:19 PM

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If you need money, you can turn yourself into a mr. potato head and earn quick cash.

brindle

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:25 PM

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I can respect you.I have never met a potato I didnt like.I am glad to meet you.

SecrecyDefied

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:30 PM

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reply to post by brindle

Why, thank you , fine gentleman. I have however met many fries, amd burgers. To tell you the truth, I think they're pretty mean.

SecrecyDefied

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:31 PM

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Oh god I lol'd at this.

Yes, yes fine sir. The irisheses. We have once thrived in their land... until one day. I don't want to speak about it.

gabby2011

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by SecrecyDefied
I can post here without everyone taking everything extremely seriously and facing a storm of "fake, *long arguments here*, chinese lanterns"

I AM A POTATO.

pics ..or I don't believe you

metaldemon2000

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:39 PM

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Its best not to

They were dark times indeed.

BenReclused

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 10:41 PM

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I AM A POTATO.

I couldn't agree more!

See ya,
Milt

SecrecyDefied

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 11:02 PM

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reply to post by metaldemon2000

Who are you mysterious creature. You seem to predict my every word.

LargeFries

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 11:12 PM

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reply to post by SecrecyDefied

"I AM A POTATO."

i've been waiting for this thread since i registered. oh happy day!

metaldemon2000

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 11:13 PM

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I'm just another spud
heh

SecrecyDefied

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 11:28 PM

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reply to post by LargeFries

It's a joyous moment isn't it? One of us has finally spoken after an eternity of silence. However, it's not that easy. These big walking things eat us, I am one of the few that are still alive.

metaldemon2000

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 11:41 PM

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Damn those large walking things, may they be chopped up into thin strips and boiled in the oil of vegetables. Or mashed up into a fluffy substance.

ReluctantBlossom

posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 11:53 PM

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If you are really ambitious...Can't you one day become vodka?

highpriestess

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 02:05 AM

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well, i don't know if you are truly a potato or not, but what i DO know is that you are NOT Dan Quayle.

you know....

since you can spell "POTATO" and all....