Porn Studio Building 'Massive Underground Bunker' To Ride Out The 2012 Apocalypse

Porn Studio Building 'Massive Underground Bunker' To Ride Out The 2012 Apocalypse

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Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual, the "Raw. Raunchy. Real" California-based skin flick production company, announced yesterday that they've "begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012." Spokesperson Quentin Boyer confirmed it. The porn company is trying to figure out a way to "thwart fate" and ride out Armageddon, currently scheduled for December..

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Well, now its official. The Porn industry will be "effin" while we all burn.

There are a million jokes waiting to come out of this one, but I will refrain, except for one.
"When this bunkers a-rockin, don't come a knockin"

FOR REAL. But what if California falls into the pacific ocean???

...Talk about going out with a "bang" ...sorry had to say it...

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Riding out the Apocalypse in an underground bunker filled with porn stars...

Are they selling tickets?

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was wondering the same thing... - Sounds like a vacation to me!

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there are gonna be some crazy orgies down there, wish i was invited

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Hahaha, dammit, I wish I could get access to that hahaha

I hope they stock up on tissues.

Sounds like a PR move to get their name in the papers to me.

I'm in the wrong industry...

Wait!!

I'm a Semi truck mechanic.. I'll provide mass transit for the porn stars if I can tag along.

25 people will go down in the bunker, 1 year later there will be about 20 more babies.

Apocalypse or not...sign me up!

On a more serious note, there are several companies building bunkers throughout the US and in other countries, such as South Africa. Everybody is always talking about 2012 being just another doomsday sure to pass without a hitch...but personally I don't recall million-dollar Y2K bunkers.

This is going to turn into one of those situations where it's going to matter a lot less what actually happens and instead we are going to be dealing with what people think is going to happen and how they react once it doesn't. Keep in mind, if everybody buys up the supplies ( food, water, etc.), and others begin to panic and loot....it still means there won't be food & water available for purchase until things get back under control. Which could take longer than usual since people in this country seem to be itching for a fight anyway. This may just be the catalyst. Better safe ( and supplied) than not.

Now it makes sense!!!!


"The book of Eli"


was the may2009 issue of:" Big TaTa's"!!!!

If theres a mega earthquake/poleshift or supervolcano eruption in 2012, the underground is obviously going to be affected aswell.

So the jokes on them.

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Is it not obvious. The few survivors of the apocalypse will need as many tips as possible on how to procreate from a population of 100 to 6 Billion.

Sounds like a hard shift.

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Thank goodness that the porn will be saved for the future.

All praise porn.

So..does that mean we're really screwed?

I wonder what the world "massive" really stands for in that case!

Sounds like a petri-dish of epidemic proportions to me. Funk in tha Bunk.

This is scary Can you imagine this 25 females, and 25 males go into the bunker, and 100 come out! Yet on another note with so many industries, and businesses preparing for 2012, maybe there really is something to it Well I guess I'm going to have to really look into the 2012 thingy just a little deeper...When even the porn industry gets into the 2012 somethings up I over looked...Must be, just gotta be wow!

Cue, a mad rush of folk digging deep holes in their gardens to preserve their beloved personal porn stash.

Just remember to mark the spot people, otherwise if you are one of the few survivors, your wrists will be too tired after all that digging to be of any use for extra-recreational activities.

Lol, seriously.....
I smell some PR shizzle here...

ride it out on the surface with the rest of us.

Its imperative that we save the porn stars, who else will have the stamina to replenish the world after the after

Hopefully they were smart enough to not build in California, and secondly not to forget to stock pile the AstroGlide