If you post in this thread, GOD shale strike you down., page 1

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:04 PM

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Be forewarned.

The power of Christ compels me.

CynicalDrivel

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:05 PM
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Since I belong to God anyway, let him do so. I am not mine anyway.

And technically, you posted in this thread.

LanternOfDiogenes

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:06 PM
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Boogity Boogity Boogity...Second for tickets to the bus Damnation!!

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~~OccamAssassin~~

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:07 PM
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Dear God,

You suck balls.

Sincerely

OA
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~~boncho~~

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:07 PM
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See, I was right.

NeoVain

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:09 PM
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boo

NeoVain

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:10 PM
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what? i´m still here? must be no god then.

MasterGemini

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by boncho
Be forewarned.

The power of Christ compels me.

~~Hey at least you chose a good joke steal from George Carlin~~

~~boncho~~

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:13 PM
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I'm surprised no one corrected my spelling of "shall"

Kids these days...

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Ah, it seems to have happened to me too. Poop.

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buni11687

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:15 PM
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This is not buni11687's writing, errr, typing. This is god, and Ive erased buni11687's typing to type this.

buni11687....PWND!!!!!!!11111

myselfaswell

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:17 PM
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Dang, just beat me to it.

Good to see at least someone here can get a prediction right.

Cheers

~~Agarta~~

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:18 PM
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I have already been struck.

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BirdOfillOmen

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:21 PM
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Why hath thou stricken thee? Have not thy oral service pleased God?
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~~LanternOfDiogenes~~

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:22 PM
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~~Originally posted by boncho~~

I'm surprised no one corrected my spelling of "shall"

Kids these days...

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Ah, it seems to have happened to me too. Poop.

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Is not a grammar ninny, ohh and I am still here....apparently there is still more for me to do

Lines I am stricken Lard help me!!!!!
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radkrish

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:24 PM
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Wait a second I cant move..oh

I am alright now.

JaxonRoberts

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:25 PM
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THE POWER OF JAX COMPELS ME!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

boncho

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
THE POWER OF JAX COMPELS ME!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Look what the power of JAX did to this poor kid...

JaxonRoberts

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:32 PM
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reply to post by boncho

Keep that in mind when dealing with me!

~~MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~~

OK, that's it! The gloves are off now Mister!!!

NeoSpace

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:37 PM
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Dear God can I trade in my soul for the next lotto numbers

boncho

posted on Sep, 5 2011 @ 10:42 PM
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Originally posted by NeoSpace
Dear God can I trade in my soul for the next lotto numbers

Oh, how that is a common sentiment...