College, how was your first night in a dorm?

Haha, I'm laughing. As I post this I'm spending my first night in a college dorm. Its fun. I went to bed at 1am and woke up at 2:30 as my roomate came in :w: with 2 girls. So I got up and joined em for a bit after they left to go smoke (something I don't do) Well anyways, I've heard some crazy 1st night in college stories and mine is pretty mild. You got any?

I don't remember it. Seriusly, my roomate had to practically drag us back to our dorm, and i'm glad he did cuz there was no way in hell that I was ever gonna be able to find it.

Yall are so SO cool.
No really.
Thats not blatant sarcasm.
Yall really are amazingly awesome.