UfO's and Highstreet Sales .....a coinsidence ???

Ever notice how UFO's never appear when the big stores are having their sales ?
I don't know if it is a parking problem . Could even be a currency exchange problem , or maybe our earthly wares just don't appeal to them , but I swear I have never seen an ET at the sales .

My late mum used to always visit the sales and she never mentioned seeing anything from out of this world there .
It could be that ET are either very thrifty with their money , or they are waiting for the worlds economy to totally collapse and then tempt us to sell everything at ridiculously low prices.
Maybe this goes deeper than any of us could imagine and the implications for mankind could be terrifying .

God help us all

Originally posted by tpg65
Ever notice how UFO's never appear when the big stores are having their sales ?
I don't know if it is a parking problem . Could even be a currency exchange problem , or maybe our earthly wares just don't appeal to them , but I swear I have never seen an ET at the sales .

My late mum used to always visit the sales and she never mentioned seeing anything from out of this world there .
Maybe this goes deeper than any of us could imagine and the implications for mankind could be terrifying .

God help us all

Wtf?

What are you talking about?

Relax folks . I haven't lost my marbles .
It's just a gentle reminder for us not to take ourselves too seriously

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pass me whatever it is your smoking.

Maybe we should tempt them with free fuel or something , or maybe give away little fluffy dice to hang in their cockpits .
I'm no economic expert , but something needs to be done